All About That Paper

You're the Worst 2×4

Gretchen: Scrambled eggs?
Jimmy: A dish so pedestrian its name is the recipe?

Jimmy: Not all of us have the luxury of just paying rent whenever we feel like it or, say, not at all.
Gretchen: Why would I pay you rent? It's your house.
Jimmy: Your ability to bend semantics to best fit your financial interests is quite impressive.

Gretchen: Well, you don't just drop it online. We'll build some word-of-mouth buzz, I'll leak it to Stereogum...

Jonathan R. Strasburg: Listen, writing isn't sitting behind a computer. Writing is experiencing things, living. Look, some of the best writers in the world have never written a word...

Jonathan R. Strasburg: You want to write? Here... Start by getting yourself a lap dance.

Jimmy: What are we doing here?
Jonathan R. Strasburg: Gazing into the darkness, seeing if it gazes back.

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