Courage

Wilfred 4×8

“How few there are who have courage
enough to own their faults, or
resolution enough to mend them.”
Benjamin Franklin

& Wilfred: Tell... her! She needs to know my lung may have breast cancer.

& Wilfred: Don’t call me Wilfred in front of Bear. I’m his emotionally available twin brother, Todd. Wilfred died of leukemia just before Yom Kippur.
    Ryan: Fine... Bear, there’s something I need to tell you...

& Ryan: There, there, Bear. There, there.

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& Wilfred: If I don’t get a jump on these things, and it turns out I do have cancer, I’ll never have time to get them all done. ... Some of these things could take years to complete.
    Ryan: Like what?
    Wilfred: Oh, like... finally catching my tail. How am I going to build a teleoperated android of myself so lifelike, it fools my tail into following it, and a plutonium-powered, motion-activated guillotine that’s small enough to install in the android’s hind quarters, but large enough to terminate the tail when it’s within striking range? ... Holy shit! Ryan, do you realize what you’ve just done? You saved me trillions of dollars in research and development.

& Wilfred: It’s a risk, Ryan... but how many wonderful things in life are you gonna miss out on because you’re afraid?

& Wilfred: Now we know for sure... I am a god.

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In the Dark

Under the Dome 2×6

& Big Jim: I guess I’m not supposed to give orders anymore... So, let’s do it democratically. All those in favor of the mist dispersal system, doing something instead of nothing... raise your hand.

& Julia: How many different ways do you know to kill someone?
    Rebecca: It’s how I apply it that counts.

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& Julia: Thank God for the department of roads and repair.
    Rebecca: You praying?
    Julia: No. But I hope to God this works.

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Game Changer

Modern Family 1×19

& Phil: The iPad comes out on my actual birthday. It’s like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, “We love you, Phil.”

& Cameron: You’re so cute when you’re angry with your little fists. I just want to put you in my pocket.

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& Mitchell: Hey, uh, dad, do you remember when I was probably 11 and you were teaching me how to fight, and then I quit?
    Jay: You said everything you needed to learn, you’d learned from “West Side Story.”

& Claire: Luke, honey, hi. What’s going on?
    Luke: The guy came with Dad’s cake, but just so you know, it’s missing a piece.

& Phil: Key to a good birthday... Low expectations.

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Правила крови (антология) — 2

Тайный город — 15

Дмитрий Белокуров — Тиха украинская ночь...

  “Мелодия возникла неожиданно, и Антон вздрогнул, выныривая из вязкого тупого оцепенения, в котором находился последние полчаса. ...

&  – То есть, вы хотите сказать, что и мы с вами – не более чем плод воображения какого-то спящего?
     – Не какого-то, а Спящего. Кто он или что он, никому понять не дано. Но он существует, и благодаря ему существует мир.
     – А если Спящий проснется?
     – Наверное, тогда Вселенная попросту прекратит свое существование, – пожал бронированным плечами Орте Гарка.
     – Ну, прямо солипсизм какой-то...

  ... — Не возражаю...”

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Альберт Гумеров — В клетке

  “Зафер Хамзи был невысоким, суетливым человечком — красные щёчки, туго натянутый округлый животик, огромные очки, увеличивающие глаза шаса до превращения его лица в некую карикатуру на мудрого, но немного смешного и маразматичного филина. ...

&  Жизнь — ценный подарок, не стоит им разбрасываться... даже ценнее свободы.

  ... Впервые за сто тридцать семь лет...”

Светлана Дмитриева — Бизнесмены

  “— А если что? — не успокаивался шас. ...

&  — Челы чудовищно нелюбопытны. Времена Иисуса давно прошли, и теперь, если кто-то видит чудо, он не спрашивает: «Господи, как ты это делаешь?» Они говорят так: «Это чудо, следовательно, оно необъяснимо».

&  Всем известно — вовремя рассказанная хорошая сплетня — залог здоровья каждой настоящей светской женщины старше сорока.

&  " — Мне не нужны деньги, — рисуясь, отозвался Тагир.
     — Глупости, — оборвал его Гаджибек. — Деньги нужны всем, вопрос только в масштабах.

  ... — Одно слово — бизьнесмёны, — вздохнула Софья Павловна.”

Escape from the Garden

Hell on Wheels 4×2

& Maj. Bendix: Your situation gets curiouser and curiouser, sir.

& Bohannon: Couple days, I’ll be free of this place.
    Maj. Bendix: Or dead again.
    Bohannon: Could be likely both.

& Bohannon: I told the major you’re good, plain people seeking salvation, that heaven’s your destination.
    Hatch: You told them that?
    Bohannon: In better words.

& The Swede: All those in favor of brother Bohannon remaining and becoming one of us, say «Amen»!

& The Swede: It is for your own welfare that I speak to you in this way.
    Bohannon: ... I believe you believe that.

& Campbell: Well, the future’s now, Mr. Durant. First order of business, I intend to build a courthouse, statehouse, a jailhouse, and a treasury.
    Durant: Ah. The four horsemen of civilization, hmm? A lawyer, a politician, a policeman and a tax collector.

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& Hatch: We voted that you stay.
    Bohannon: I voted that I leave. I won.

& Campbell: Gentlemen, here’s how I see it. State treasury will displace the casino.
    Jessup: Nice irony.
    Campbell: A culture’s largest building reflects what it values most. Greeks built libraries. Romans built the colosseum. Now, the state capitol...

& Bohannon: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. Only you know my heart. From the moment you saw me, you knew me. I bear the mark of Cain. Please forgive me. I’m a sinner, a killer of men, enslaver of the sons of Ham. I have defied not only God, but you as well. Please... I beg you... Forgive me.
    The Swede: Yes, my son. I’m listening...

& Bohannon: Tired?
    Naomi: Not if you ain’t.
    Bohannon: You ain’t afraid? ...
    Naomi: Not if you ain’t.

& Naomi: Who’s Elam?
    Bohannon: He’s, um...

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Do the Wrong Thing

Dexter 7×6

& Dexter: Hey, Deb. What’s up?
    Debra: Uh, nothing, just that LaGuerta might have another theory that could royally fuck us.

& Dexter: Do we have to keep talking about this?
    Debra: Yeah, we do, as long as LaGuerta has a bug up her ass.

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& Masuka: Hey, L.T., did you know Angel’s thinking about retiring?
    Batista: Masuka!
    Masuka: .... But for the record, studies show that men who retire are usually dead in five years. It’s a fact. Look it up.

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The Expendables 3

& Ross: Lucky ring’s on.
    Christmas: I feel so much safer...

& Stonebanks: Do you think when the artist painted this, he ever thought it would go for such a ridiculous price? I mean what is this? Just some paint, brushes, some cheap canvas, what’s the big deal? It’s shit. What do you want for it?
    Krug: Three million.
    Stonebanks: Done.

& Ross: It’s very hard for me to say this... but at one time, you guys were the best. Maybe still are. But nothing lasts forever. Hard as it is to hear we’re not the future anymore. Unfortunately for us we’re part of the past.
Ω No more Expendables? It’s good. Really.

& Christmas: What are you saying? That’s our call.
    Ross: I’m changing things now. You. Me. All of us. It’s over. We’re done.

& Ross: She’s good.
    Bonaparte: You oughta see her without heels.

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& Galgo: Mr. Ross I can do what you need, whatever you need. I am healthier than I look, stronger than I look, faster than I look.
    Bonaparte: Actually, shit, you were born in 1984.
    Galgo: Of course not. But I feel like that I was born in 1984

& Galgo: Mr. Ross. Age is just a state of mind. You’re only old, when you surrender. When you give up, and I haven’t, not yet.

& Trench: If your guys wanted to fight, why didn’t they just get married?

& Ross: You seriously smoking next to aviation fuel?

& Ross: Best bet, this is a one way trip.
    Galgo: Excuse me sir, but one way trip is better than no way. Which is the way I live now.

& Ross: What the hell are you doing here?
    Christmas: You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess. We’re the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it.

& Ross: Come on. We’re late for a war.

& Galgo: Your name is Luna right? Luna means moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, magical, like yourself. Would you like to hold my gun?

& Stonebanks: How hard can it be to kill 10 men?

& Stonebanks: Come on, Barney. What about The Hague, huh?
    Ross: I am The Hague.

& Ross: You know, Drummer... working with you ain’t been so bad.
    Drummer: I haven’t had so much fun in years.
    Ross: Fun’s important. ... These guys are nuts.

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Σ humus: «Любое плохое событие порождает хорошее. Качественную копию третьей серии "Неудержимых" украли за три месяца до премьеры (рекорд). Ясно, что сборы будут теперь катастрофическими. Во всем этом хорошо то, что теперь появилась надежда, что четвертой части не будет.
...............
Сюжет как всегда ни о чем, а вот с составом случилась неувязка......
...............
Все-таки, наверное, не стоит тревожить мертвых. Померла, так померла, как говорят.»

Fading Gigolo

& Fioravante: Are you on drugs?
    Murray: Apart from my Zoloft, no.

& Murray: You look good without your clothes, right?
    Fioravante: How do you know?
    Murray: Because some guys just look better when they’re naked. I figured you’re one.

& Fioravante: What does that have to do with Mick Jagger? He’s rich and he’s famous.
    Murray: Yes, but you’re sexy.

& Murray: You’re a... you’re a... a man’s man in a certain way. You’re... you know, you’re not afraid to get dirty. You get your hands dirty. You’re working with plants... Earth... You’re with wires and plumbing and drain pipes and bowls, you know. You do disgusting work. You’re not afraid... Hey. You’re disgusting in a very positive way.
    Fioravante: Thank you. That’s always nice to hear.

& Murray: Mortality is a very iffy thing. I mean, you’re here one day, and then something happens, and the next day you’re gone. And the world goes on without you. It’s a... You know... actually... when something terrible happens, you know, like a... an earthquake, maybe, or... a pogrom, I think it’s not a bad idea sometimes for a person to reach out.
    Avigal: To a rabbi?
    Murray: Sure, a rabbi’s good. A rabbi’s good. But... I think it’s very nice sometimes to reach out beyond the rabbi. I mean, something more. Venture further out.

& Murray: She’s my doctor, but you know, in today’s world, she could turn out to be a psychopathic ax murderer.

& Murray: Oh, a gigolo? It’s in the music business. They, you know, there’s the music and lyrics... And the gigolo parts.

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& Selima: So... If this Fioravante... was an ice cream cone, what flavor would you say that he was?
    Dr. Parker: .... Pistachio.

& Murray: We’re all just human. We’re all flesh and blood. You know, I’m reminded of the story of Simon Ben Lakish, the great Jewish gladiator, who came upon Rabbi Yochman bathing in the Jordan and became so excited he ran, he pounced on him. I mean, he was all over him, like a Greek.
    Avigal: Yes, but the rabbi offered him his sister instead, who was more beautiful than Yochman himself.
    Murray: Yes, but my point is that everybody needs contact. They need love. They need affection. They need physical...
    Avigal: Prayer.
    Murray: Prayer. Sure. Prayer, prayer, prayer. Passion. Passion. We need passione. You know, if the blinds are drawn, you know, you got to pull the shade up.
    Avigal: Are you talking about a psychiatrist?
    Murray: Psychiatrist, psychologist. Uh, podiatrist. You know. A massage therapist. Some people do yoga...

& Avigal: You’re a good cook.
    Fioravante: Thank you.
    Avigal: For a man.

& Dr. Parker: Do you have a girlfriend?.. I bet you don’t say much. Get them into bed. Make them happy. And then what? The Portuguese have a word for it...
    Fioravante: “Saudade.”
    Dr. Parker: Yeah. A longing for something that doesn’t exist.

& Murray: I think you’ve got the wrong guy. I’ve already been circumcised.

& Ancient Rabbi: Murray Schwartz, are you proud to be a Jew?
    Murray: Proud, and also scared.

& Murray: You know, I have a theory that sometimes when you don’t understand what the other person is saying, very often that’s a tremendous advantage.

& Murray: Wow... This definitely could be the beginning of a very beautiful relationship... between the three of us.

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Saturday Night Massacre

Falling Skies 4×7

& Lourdes: Without you, I can’t... I won’t. I’m afraid.
Ω Not sorry. T’waz a dead end either way.

& Weaver: Remember Stalingrad. Cities are the graveyards of armies.

& Anne: I have a better idea. We mine the sky. Rain thermite down on their heads.
    Tom: Since when do you know how to make thermite, Dr. Glass?
    Anne: All you need is aluminum, rust, and lots of love, Professor Mason.

& Pope: You’d never make it out of here, darling. The Masons, they may have their shortcomings, but somehow they’ve managed to live to fight another day. You, you want to survive, you stick with them.

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& Hal: Responsibility’s not the issue.
    Maggie: Okay. What is?
    Hal: Love... Espheni use it against us all the time. Because we love, we don’t do what’s necessary. We make excuses. We forgive. We look the other way. Love destroys our judgment, our ability to see clearly.
    Maggie: So we’re just supposed to stop loving each other...
    Hal: We can’t afford to be sentimental.

& Maggie: It’s not love we need to kill. It’s them.

& Denny: Well, everyone’s entitled to their opinion, right?
    Dingaan: Except people who are wrong.
    Denny: Well, I’d rather be wrong than listen to jazz.
    Dingaan: What planet did you grow up on, huh?
    Denny: Brooklyn.
    Dingaan: That explains a lot.

& Maggie: Burn, baby, burn.

& Sarah: How am I doing?!
    Pope: Doing great! Next time, try with your eyes open!

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Σ Phew. They promised, they do. Real massacre; they wiped out almost all the folks.

Utopia 2×5

& Michael: They search me. They fucking search me. How do I get a phone in there?
    Jessica: Shove it up your arse. No, I’m serious. You have to shove it up your arse. It’s the only way... Don’t use a big one.

& Wilson: They don’t say what denomination. Dollars. Sterling... Euros.
    Geoff: Sterling. It’s sterling. I mean, we’re in England. Of course he wants sterling.
    Wilson: Really? Our highest denomination is the £50 note, one million of which would weigh 24.2kg. 20 million would weigh nearly half a tonne. Now compare that to the 500 euro note, which would be just 45 kilos. He could fit it into a suitcase... If he’s a he.

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& Grant: It’s fucking stupid!
    Pietre: You shouldn’t swear so much. It’s not good on a child.
    Grant: I’m not a child, you cock... Oh, shit. We gotta kill ’em now.
    Pietre: Just behave and don’t swear.

& Wilson: Your problem is that you want to think that the world is nice, that we can all just get along, co-operate!.. When the fuck have we ever done that?

& Becky: ...and if no-one kills us, then I think we should be fine.

& Philip: Only Roma will be protected.

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Swim Deep

Dexter 7×5

& Quinn: I don't know anything.
    Masuka: Really? Then why'd your voice just rise? Look, I-I took a class in paralinguistics. Changing pitch-- dead giveaway for lying.

& Debra: A blood slide? Are you certain?
    Masuka: Oh, God. Increase in vocal volume, indicating emotional dissonance. You know something. I'm fucked.

& Debra: Fuck. Fuck. Motherfucking suck bag! You cock-munching fucking fuck nugget! Fuck!

& Debra: Dex... we are in a storm of fuck.

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& Debra: The goddamn shower has two settings-- scalding and freezing.
    Dexter: It's a cheap motel. That's the point.

& Dexter: ... The attacker grabbed the nearest weapon... hit his victim over the head, inflicted a massive skull fracture... And walked right out the door.
    Debra: So we're looking for the fucking Terminator.

& Sirko's lawyer: He's exercising his American right to silence.
    Debra: Well, fucking God bless America.

& Debra: Oh, if Lundy could see me now... And you.

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Preventative Medicine

Tyrant 1×7

& Barry: Don’t underestimate my brother.

& Bassam: Jamal, I don’t know.
    Jamal: If you were to guess... 50-50, 60-40?.. I needed 100%.
    Bassam: Look... Look, I want him to wake up, too, but, uh, he’s an old man, so...
    Jamal: I need it to be 100% that he doesn’t.
    Bassam: Why?
    Jamal: What difference does it make? It’s what I need.

& Bassam: All the king’s horses and all the king’s men...

& Jamal: ...everyone will know this horrible thing I did.
    Leila: It’s not horrible. It’s beautiful. That man? That is the man I married. Jamal doesn’t give power. He takes power. And if the people rise up, you’ll bring them down. And if the world hates us, you’ll just build a beautiful new hospital.

& Amira: History is almost never the story of what actually happened, Bassam.

& Bassam: How-how did you work alongside my Uncle all these years? H-how does he say something about the weather or-or what you had for lunch and you smile?
    Yussef: To survive, you do what you have to do.

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& Bassam: H-how does a man that works for peace make his child into a murderer?
    Yussef: To prepare you for the world you were born into. To teach you the rules. Those who are feared make peace; those who are not get killed.

& Yussef: Your father could be kind because your Uncle was cruel.
    Bassam: No. No, it’s...
    Yussef: No, what? It’s not neat? It’s not simple? Here nothing is black and white. Nothing!

& Aunt Jenna: You know what I just realized? I’ve never been the guest of a dictator before.

& Katerina: Well, how do you know the Maldives would make you happy?
    Jamal: Because that’s the last time I was happy.

& Bassam: You think you get a handle on this place, you... you think you know how to get from point “a” to point “b.” And then it punishes you for your arrogance. It is an unwinnable game.

& Fauzi: Forget about certainty. Hope is enough.

& Jenna: Mol. Please? You always end up on your feet. And I end up on my ass. You can afford to pick me up, every once in a while.

& Bassam: The worst thing about evil... is that it forces you to become evil in return.

& Bassam: Jamal can’t run this country. I know that now.

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Starry Night

Modern Family 1×18

& Mitchell: Tonight is the magnificent meteor shower.
    Cameron: It’s where the planet Geek passes through the Nerdy Way.

& Cameron: Oh, you know I think it’s sweet. Every couple years, Mitchell and his father, they go out and enjoy one of these showers together.
    Mitchell: Well, I- I wouldn’t necessarily put it that way. I mean, yes, me and my father enjoy it. Because we- we don’t share a lot of the same interests. Like, um, I-I never went to sports games with him.
    Cameron: Probably because you call them “sports games.” Just lose the “sports. ”
    Mitchell: Just-
    Cameron: Just “games.”

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& Cameron: Oh, here comes your shower partner.

& Alex: Mmm. Listen to these symptoms of ADHD and tell me it’s not Luke.
    Claire: Alex!
    Alex: “Easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli... Often impulsively abandons one task for another... A tendency to act without regard to consequences. Often at the expense of personal safety.”

& Claire: I don’t want to hear anything about your new method of doing things. There’s one thing that works with these kids. And that is staying on top of them.

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Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Arrested Development 2×10

& Michael: Gotta stop quoting when you drink.

& Lucille: She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am... but the joke’s on her, because she doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.
    Michael: Think that makes the joke on Gob.

& Michael: You all right? Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.
    George Michael: Oh. Does that mean she’s gonna have to come live with us?

& Michael: So what do you say? We got a basketful of father-son fun here.
    George Michael: What’s Kama Sutra oil?
    Michael: Maybe it’s not for us.

& Michael: You got one of these too, didn’t you?
    Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad... on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
    Michael: It’s just— There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

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& Michael: Why don’t you let me ask her for you?
    Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.
    Michael: Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.
    Tobias: Butterscotch! Want a lick?

& Buster: She is not a whore, Mother. She happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth Company. And, yes, she’s more experienced than a normal girl. But sometimes love should be terrifying.

& Michael: Now tell me what you found out at Sitwell.
    Lindsay: Oh. You still want me to do that?
    Michael: You didn’t? Lindsay, I give you one thing to do for the business, and you can’t even do it. I mean, if you’d tried and failed, I’d understand, but you didn’t even try.
    Lindsay: So... I didn’t even fail, and I don’t see you giving me credit for that.

& Lindsay: So, what did he say about the money?
    Michael: He said he’d like to sleep on it.

& George Sr.: You are pimping out your sister?
    Michael: You were pimping out my mother.
    George Sr.: Yes, because she was sleeping with my brother, but your sister?

& Michael: So, uh, Tobias... I’m afraid that your wife might not actually end up here with you.
    Tobias: You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word “afraid”?
    Michael: Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.
    Tobias: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.

& Tobias: ’Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.’ Nothing wrong with that.

& Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard!

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Вадим Панов — Правила крови (антология)

Ребус Галла (Тайный город—14)

Тайный город — 15

Другие Боги

  “Определить истинные размеры подземного зала не представлялось возможным: стены и потолок терялись в густом тумане непроглядного мрака, и даже свет семи неугасимых факелов не мог пробиться сквозь эту преграду. ...

&  — Тайну хранят только мертвецы.

&  — Жизнь состоит из череды достижений, — пожал плечами комиссар. — Если не получилось раньше, это хороший повод попробовать еще раз.

&  — Война — это достижение цели. Это труд, в котором нет места гордыне.

&  — Война — это не только грязь и труд, прекрасная осара. Война — это победа. Достичь ее тяжело, но воспользоваться ею правильно тяжело вдвойне.

  ... Сантьяга присел на корточки и аккуратно срезал перочинным ножом зеленую поросль.”

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Совершить невозможное

  “Признаюсь сразу: в историю мы влипли исключительно из-за моего человеколюбия. ...

&  Логика у русских не гуманная, зато железная. Правда, Энди говорит, что логика не может быть гуманной, она или есть, или женская, но я никогда не соглашался со столь варварскими размышлениями. Самаре не дано понять, что в каждом случае логика своя и нельзя мерить все одним аршином. А самое печальное, что объяснить ему это не представляется возможным: подобно своим соплеменникам, Энди довольно жесток, упрям и склонен к революциям.

&  Русский, что с него взять? Если втемяшился в голову какой-то бред, не успокоится, пока не доведет дело до конца.

&  Раньше я как-то не задумывался, что наш боцман настоящий зверь. К тому же — русский, что делало его опасным вдвойне. У этих варваров жестокость в крови, не зря же они придумали дыбу, самогон и Сибирь.

  ... И мы совершим невозможное!”

The Mother LIne

The Honourable Woman 1×6

& Nessa: Why do you need to know?
    Hugh: I want to help.
    Nessa: You want to help me or you?

& Hugh: Who by?
    Nessa: Samarian Defence League. Yaniv Levi.
    Hugh: You’ve heard of him?
    Nessa: Horrible... horrible Israeli terrorist.
Ω Pah!

& Hugh: You don’t think this is connected?
    Nessa: Do you?
    Hugh: When it comes to Israel and Palestine... isn’t everything?

& El-Amin: Yaniv Levi is an Israeli attack dog... and they just let him off the leash.
    Nessa: We don’t know that. Not yet.
    El-Amin: I know it. Someone had to pay him.
    Nessa: I’m not sure he’s a gun for hire.
    El-Amin: He always has a price, of course he does. What Jew doesn’t?

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& Shlomo: Would you please be so kind as to offer me one of your pomegranate shakes? No ice, please, and a straw... It’s good for the grey cells, pomegranate, stops you going gaga.

& Shlomo: Do you know why I’m a billionaire?.. Cos everything, every single thing on a telecommunications network, is monetarised. Every little bit of traffic that uses a line is paid for by someone, somewhere. And in order for that to be done, every single one of those lines has to have a number. Now, do you know who does the itemised billing for all those millions of numbers?.. My company.

& Hugh: All this for a housekeeper’s kid?!
    Shlomo: In a child’s eyes, the world entire.
    Hugh: I wouldn’t know, I don’t have one.

& Hugh: What did you hear him say?
    Judah: «She... has... agreed.»
    Hugh: That’s it?
    Judah: That’s it.
    Hugh: Who’s «she»? What did she agree to?
    Judah: That’s why I’m telling you.

& Rachel: You shouldn’t have lied to me. Not under my own roof.

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Responsibility

Wilfred 4×7

“By imposing too great
a responsibility, or rather,
all responsibility, on yourself,
you crush yourself.”
Franz Kafka

& Kristen: ...And I know what you’re gonna ask my dating life, which you always do, even though it’s a... little Luke-and-Leia-ish.
So... you’re dating someone?
    Kristen: I’m dating lots of someones.

& Kristen: It can get a little weird sometimes. Like, on a first date, have you ever showed a girl your...? Speaking of nuts. Hey, Mom.

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& Kristen: Thank God I’m her legal guardian. Imagine if these decisions were left up to her and not me. She’d be walking the street with no clothes on, rooting through garbage, just pissing and shitting in public.
    Wilfred: And?

& Ryan: I can be pretty mean, too... Bitch.
    Wilfred: Hoo, hoo, hoo.
    Kristen: You’re gonna have to do a lot better than that, you dickless, syphilitic runt.
    Wilfred: She’s good. Real good.

& Dr. Cahill: I guess we’re all just... dwarves stuck in laundry machines.

& Wilfred: Anything you want to say?
    Ryan: No. I’m good.
    Wilfred: No, I mean to me, like, “You were right.”
    Ryan: Shut up, Wilfred.

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Truth Be Told

Modern Family 1×17

& Jay: This should do the trick... “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.” We can hang this in your room. You can see it every morning, start to internalize it. Pretty soon, nothing will keep you down.
    Manny: But it’s not true.
    Jay: What are you talking about?
    Manny: Lots of stuff that doesn’t kill you makes you weaker. My friend’s grandfather had a heart attack. Now he needs a machine to breathe.

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& Claire: Well, that sounds innocent enough. I mean, drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate french restaurant...
    Phil: Honey, you’re doing that thing where you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.

& Claire: Come on, Phil. You can’t be that naive. Seriously, women in their 30s on the internet are like— They’re like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try and sneak their way into your marriage.

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Jaynestown

Firefly × 7

& Simon: I swear... when it’s appropriate.
    Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.

& Kaylee: Bye now. Have good sex.

& Kaylee: Now, this would be a perfect time for a swear word.

& Simon: My God. You’re like a trained ape. Without the training.

& Wash: I vote we do this job really, really fast...
    Malcolm: We go in, make contact... Easy-peasy.

& Malcolm: The management here don’t take too kindly to sightseers, which is why we’re... posin’ as buyers. There ain’t a one of us looks the part more than the good doctor. I mean, the pretty fits... soft hands... definitely a moneyed individual. All rich and lily-white, pasty all over...
    Simon: All right! Fine. I’ll go. Just stop describing me.
    Malcolm: You’re the boss, boss.

& Malcolm: Jayne? You wanna tell me how come there’s a statue... of you here lookin’ at me like I owe him somethin’?

& Wash: This must be what going mad feels like. I think they captured him, though. You know, captured his essence...
    Kaylee: Looks sorta angry, don’t he?
    Wash: That’s kinda what I meant.

& Higgins: I have a feeling it will take all your art to deal with this particular problem.
    Inara: Every problem, Mr. Higgins, is an opportunity in disguise.

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& Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
    River: Fixing your Bible.
    Book: I... What?!
    River: Your Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics... Doesn’t make sense.
    Book: No, no. You can’t...
    River: So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven... Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of 11, 11 times... but always comes out one.

& River: Noah’s ark is a problem.
    Book: Really?
    River: We’ll have to call it “early quantum state phenomenon”. Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammal on the same boat.

& River: It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.
    Book: It’s not about... making sense. It’s about believing in something. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It’s about... faith. You don’t fix faith, River... It fixes you.

& Jayne: They call it mudder’s milk. All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma’s best turkey dinner... plus 15 percent alcohol.
    Wash: It’s horrific!
    Simon: Worked for the Egyptians.
    Wash: What’s that?
    Simon: The ancient Egyptians. Back on Earth that was. Not so different from the ancestral form of beer they fed the slaves to build pyramids. It’s liquid bread. It kept them from starving... and knocked them out at night, so they wouldn’t be inclined to insurrection.
    Kaylee: Simon, that was so... historical.

& Malcolm: Jayne?
    Jayne: Yeah, Mal?
    Malcolm: You got any light you’d like to shed on this development?
    Jayne: .... No, Mal.

& Simon: No, this must be what going mad feels like.

& Malcolm: I understand your concerns, friend. This here’s all part of our new plan.
    Kaylee: Captain, how exactly is this part of...
    Malcolm: Still working the details.

& Simon: To Jayne, the... box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing.
    Kaylee: You know, you are pretty funny.
    Simon: And you’re pretty... pretty.

& Malcolm: It’s time to get out of this nut house. I got some plannin’ to work out.
    Kaylee: Now, Captain? Things are goin’ so well.
    Malcolm: I suppose. Jayne’s certainly feeling better about life, but...
    Kaylee: I said, things... are going... well.
    Malcolm: Oh, well.

& Inara: It’s not embarrassing to be a virgin. It’s simply one’s state of being.

& Fess: I just thought I’d feel... different... after. Aren’t I supposed to be a man now?
    Inara: A man is just a boy who’s old enough to ask that question.

& Jayne: I’m no good with words. Don’t... Don’t use ’em much myself. But I want to thank you all for bein’ here and... thinkin’ so much of me. Far as I see it... you people been given the shortest end of the stick... ever been offered a human soul in this crap-heel ’verse. But you took that end... and you... well, you took it. And that’s... Well, I guess that’s somethin’!
    Kaylee: That didn’t sound half bad.
    Malcolm: I’m shocked my own self.

& Malcolm: My estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of a son of a bitch or another.

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Run

Dexter 7×4

& Dexter: Deb... will you... will you be mine?

& Dexter: Morning.
    Debra: Coffee. Now.

& Debra: If you keep doing this, you’re like a fucking magnet. Bad shit is gonna find you.

& Sirko: You won’t feel a thing. It’ll be quick, like turning off a light.

& Dexter: Everyone yearns for clarity, for closure. But is that ever really possible?

& Dexter: I don’t run. I make people run... However, I do run if there’s a bull coming after me with an ax.

& Dexter: You mean more to me than...
    Harrison: Pizza!
    Dexter: That’s right. Pizza.

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& Dexter: I came here to see how you are. That’s all.
    Debra: I’m just fucking great.

& Quinn: Not tonight.
    Batista: What’s her name?
    Quinn: Nadia.
    Batista: The stripper?
    Quinn: She’s a dancer... Just doesn’t keep a lot of her clothes on.

& Quinn: She’s got a lot of pretty friends...
    Batista: I’m a twice-divorced detective staring down the barrel of retirement. I’m already a cliche. No need to add fucking a stripper to that list.

& Dexter: Fight or flight. That’s a part of everyone’s lizard brain.

& Dexter: It’s time for everyone to move on. Good-bye, friends.

& Debra: Did you do this for me?
    Dexter: No... How do you feel?
    Debra: Glad. What does that make me?
    Dexter: Human.

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Divergent

& Tris: ’Our founders built the wall to keep us safe and they divided us into five groups, factions, to keep the peace.
        The smart ones, the ones who value knowledge and logic are in Erudite. They know everything.
        Amity farm the land. They’re all about kindness and harmony, always happy.
        Candor value honesty and order. They tell the truth, even when you wish they wouldn’t.
        And then there’s Dauntless. They’re our protectors, our soldiers, our police. I always thought they were amazing. Brave, fearless and free. Some people think Dauntless are crazy, which they kind of are.
        My faction is Abnegation. The others all call us “stiffs.” We lead a simple life, selfless, dedicated to helping others. We even feed the Factionless, the ones who don’t fit in anywhere. Because we’re public servants, we’re trusted to run the government.

& Tris: My mother says there’s an art to losing yourself.

& Tris: But what was my result?
    Tori: Abnegation. And Erudite. And Dauntless... Your results were inconclusive.
    Tris: That’s impossible. It doesn’t make any sense.
    Tori: No. Not impossible. It’s just extremely rare. They call it “Divergent.”

& Marcus: The future belongs to those who know where they belong.

& Marcus: Faction before blood.
    ALL: Faction before blood.

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& Four: My name’s Four.
    Christina: Four like the number?
    Four: Exactly like the number.

& Four: The first lesson you learn from me if you wanna survive here, is keep your mouth shut.

& Eric: If you’re really one of us, it won’t matter to you that you might fail... You chose us. Now we get to choose you.

& Peter: Statistically speaking, you should have hit the target at least once by now. Even by accident.

& Tris: I was just wondering if you could...
    Tori: No. I just do tattoos.

& Four: Come on, Tris... Really? Are you even human?

& Four: Now, you’re gonna be facing your worst fears, Tris. Most people have 10 to 15 really bad ones.

& Tris: This isn’t real.

& Four: I don’t want to be just one thing. I can’t be. I want to be brave and I want to be selfless... Intelligent and
honest and kind. Although I’m still working on “kind.”

& Tris: Don’t think, just jump.

& Tris: Where are they controlling it from?
    Peter: Why would I tell you that? It’s not like you’re gonna shoot me.
    Tris: Why do people keep saying that?

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Дэн Браун — Инферно

Утраченный символ (Роберт Лэнгдон—3)

Роберт Лэнгдон — 4

  “Я — Тень. ...

&  Решения, принятые в прошлом, творят наше настоящее.

&  Для выработки адреналина нет средства лучше боли.

&  Отбраковка – элемент естественного порядка вещей, установленного самим Богом.
     Спросите себя, что последовало за Черной Смертью.
     Мы все знаем ответ.
     Ренессанс.
     Возрождение.
     Так было всегда. За смертью следует рождение.
     Чтобы достичь Рая, человек должен пройти через Ад.

&  – Saligia?
     – Это латинский акроним, придуманный ватиканскими священниками в Средние века, чтобы напоминать христианам о семи смертных грехах. Он состоит из начальных букв их латинских названий: superbia, avaritia, luxuria, invidia, gula, ira и acedia.
     – Гордыня, алчность, похоть, зависть, чревоугодие, гнев и лень.

&  – Рак – это всего-навсего здоровые клетки, которые делятся без удержу.

&  Плыть по туннелю... и молиться, чтобы впереди показался свет.

&  Нет ничего более плодотворного... и более разрушительного... чем блестящий ум, сосредоточенный на одной цели.

&  Это было знаменитое высказывание Данте Алигьери.
Самое жаркое место в аду
предназначено тем,
кто в пору морального кризиса
сохраняет нейтральность.

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&  Совпадения бывают на свете гораздо реже, чем думает большинство людей.

&  – Но... это кажется невозможным.
     – Не невозможным, Роберт, а лишь немыслимым. У человека есть примитивный защитный механизм, который отвергает всякую реальность, подвергающую его мозг чересчур сильному стрессу. Это называется отрицание. ...
     Отрицание – важнейший элемент механизма человеческой адаптации. Без него мы каждый день просыпались бы в ужасе от того, что нам грозит смерть в самых разнообразных формах. Однако наше сознание блокирует эти экзистенциальные страхи, заставляя нас сосредоточиться на тех проблемах, которые мы можем решить, – скажем, вовремя прийти на работу или заплатить налоги. А если у нас все же появляются эти более расплывчатые экзистенциальные страхи, мы очень быстро избавляемся от них, снова фокусируя свое внимание на простых задачах и будничных хлопотах.

&  Даже пользователи Сети с достаточно высоким интеллектом проявляют инстинктивную склонность к отрицанию. Согласно результатам ... исследования, огромное большинство студентов, наткнувшихся в новостях на угнетающую статью о таянии арктических льдов или вымирании видов животных, быстро уходят с этой страницы, переключаясь на что-нибудь пустячное и таким образом очищая свое сознание от страха; чаще всего такими транквилизаторами служат спортивные обзоры, забавные видеозаписи с кошками и светские сплетни.

&  Поверьте мне: если люди не могут представить какое-то событие... это отнюдь не значит, что оно не произойдет.

&  Наш теперешний путь – это путь саморазрушения. Население растет по экспоненте на ограниченной площади и при ограниченных ресурсах. Конец наступит очень быстро. Не думайте, что у нас потихоньку иссякнет бензин... скорее наш автомобиль как бы сорвется в пропасть.

&  – «Райские врата»? А разве они не на небесах?
     – Вообще-то, если знаешь, куда смотреть, Флоренция ничем не хуже небес.

&  Когда человек приходит в отчаяние... он превращается в животное.

&  Самое тяжкое одиночество на свете испытывает человек, которого не поняли. Оно может лишить его связи с реальностью.

&  – Есть старинное изречение... его часто приписывают самому Данте... Помни нынешний день... ибо с него начинается вечность.

&  Самое жаркое место в аду предназначено тем, кто в пору морального кризиса сохраняет нейтральность. В опасные времена нет более тяжкого греха, чем бездействие.

  ... Небо превратилось в сверкающую мозаику светил.”

??? (Роберт Лэнгдон—5) (будет?)

Locke

& Bethan: Have you even told your wife that someone’s having your baby?

& Locke: No, no. Right now nothing is a joke anymore.

& Locke: Do you know, in fact, I would like to take a fucking shovel and dig you up out of the fucking ground and make you watch me tonight. I would pull open your eyes and kick the mud and worms and shit out of your fucking ears just for the duration of this journey. Because it’s me driving. Me, not you. And, unlike you, I will drive straight to the place where I should be, and I will be there to take care of my... To take care of my fuck-up.

& Locke: Donal, you don’t trust God when it comes to concrete.

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& Donal: ... It says C6.
    Locke: It says C6... And you know why? Because, eventually, when my building is complete, it will be 55 floors high. It will weigh 2,223,000 metric tons. Okay? My building will alter the water table and squeeze granite. It will be visible from 20 miles away. At sunset, it will cast a shadow probably a mile long. Now, if the concrete at the base of my building is not right, if it slips half an inch, cracks appear. Right? If cracks appear, then they will grow and grow, won’t they? And the whole thing will collapse.
    Donal: Ivan, look...
    Locke: You make one mistake, Donal, one little fucking mistake, and the whole world comes crashing down around you.

& Sister Margaret: You are her partner?
    Locke: I am the father.

& Locke: Okay, well, let me educate you. Even no matter what the situation is, you can make it good, like with plaster and brick... You know what? You can take a situation and you can draw a circle around it and find a way to work something out. You don’t just drive away from it.

& Locke: You see, you take things in your own hands, and you push against it and you push against it until it’s upright. And you stick to the plan.

& Locke: You see? Life. Yes, life sentence.

& Locke: Two words I learned tonight... Fuck Chicago.

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Fears

Modern Family 1×16

& Mitchell: What I fear most? Hmm, let’s see.
    Alex: Global warming. And getting a “b.”
    Claire: The phone ringing in the middle of the night.
    Phil: That I’m too much of a perfectionist.
    Claire: Honey, this isn’t a job interview.
    Phil: Oh, man. Job interviews!
    Jay: Nothing.
    Gloria: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
    Jay: Oh, I don’t like them. They’re shifty.
    Cameron: Losing Mitchell.
    Mitchell: Oh! Hotel bedspreads.
    Haley: Never getting my driver’s license. Or getting one and the picture sucks.
    Manny: ... Dying alone.

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& Phil: You never want your kids to see you scared. You want to be that rock that they can grab a hold of in a stormy sea. Actually, a rock would sink, so a floating rock.

& Cameron: Well, it’s just nice to see you out of your lab coat. You actually have quite a nice figure.
    Mitchell: Take it down a notch. We’re just trying to make a friend, not initiate a three-way.
    Cameron: Oh.

& Mitchell: Well... Her first word was every gay father’s worst nightmare.
    Cameron: Mommy...

& Gloria: Manny, you have to face your fears. ...
    Manny: I don’t want to go on the roller coaster.
    Gloria: Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back. And your salmon is legendary.

& Phil: Those are things you get over, but then there’s our children. Will they fit in? Will they be safe? Those are fears you never get past. So, sometimes, all you can do is take a deep breath, pull them close, and hope for the best.

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The Elusive Eden

Hell on Wheels 4×1

& Psalms: Red hot boiler on ice, wheels spinning. What’d you think was gonna happen?

& Bohannon: Fort this pretty, it’s hard to remember I’m a prison.
    The Swede: You are a free man, brother Bohannon.
    Bohannon: Free to leave, you mean?
    The Swede: Mm.

& Durant: If you were me, what would you do?
    Mickey: Historically, sir, you’d have gone back east and sold a bunch of phony paper for millions of dollars...

& The Swede: God has put me on earth to save your soul, brother Bohannon.
    Bohannon: I believe you believe that.

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& Naomi: Pray for me! Please?
    Bohannon: Our Father... who art in heaven... Shit, forgot the rest of it.

& Naomi: What was your father’s name?
    Bohannon: William. William Edgar.
    Naomi: William. Did you like him?
    Bohannon: I like him better the older I get.

& Bohannon: You kill me outright, you’ll be seen for what you are.
    The Swede: Hmm.
    Bohannon: I kill you outright, you’d be some kind of Saint, and I’d hang.

& Bohannon: You not allowing me to leave... Is that as Bishop Dutson, or as The Swede, also known as Thor Gundersen?
    The Swede: The late Thor Gundersen was Norwegian.
    Bohannon: Oh. Well... Whoever you are... You better shoot to kill. I’m coming back to finish this once and for all.

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Buck the System

Dexter 7×3

& Batista: No matter what we do, there’s always another body.

& Louis: It was a hooker. It’s not cheating if you pay for it!

& Debra: Christ on a fucking cracker, Dexter.

& Dexter: Speltzer’s gonna kill again. An alarm is going off inside my lizard brain.
    Debra: Great, now my brother has a lizard brain.
    Dexter: The amygdala. The most primitive part of the brain that senses danger. Harry taught me to listen to mine.
    Debra: Oh, well, you’ll excuse me if I don’t put my faith in your amygdala?
    Dexter: But you already have, Deb, dozens of times.

& Sirko: Why don’t you sit down?
    Dexter: I’m waiting for someone.
    Sirko: Aren’t we all?

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& Dexter: What brings you here?
    Sirko: Me? I’m looking for something.
    Dexter: Aren’t we all?

& Sirko: Who is Dexter Morgan?
Ω Again this question?

& Debra: I get it... what you do. I hate it, but I get it.
    Dexter: So you accept it?
    Debra: I understand it. I understand that it might be... might be... a necessary evil. But what I don’t understand are the blood slides... They’re trophies.

& Dexter: Deb, I can’t change who I am.
    Debra: I know. And I can’t change who I am.

& Dexter: Deb... I’m still your brother. Nothing’s changed.
    Debra: Everything’s changed. I don’t know if it can ever be the same again.

& Dexter: ’I’m finally out of my cage. But freedom comes with a cost.’

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Blue Ruin

& Sam: I’d forgive you if you were crazy, but you’re not. You’re weak.
Ω Wrong & wrong.

& Dwight: I had an accident on my leg.

& Ben : I can’t send you off like this. I could train you. CQB, man. Surprise, speed, violence of action.

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& Dwight: His... his head...
    Ben : That’s what bullets do.

& Ben : I know this is personal. That’s how you’ll fail... No speeches. No talking. You point the gun. You shoot the gun.

& Dwight: You know what’s awful? Just ’cause my dad loved your mom... we all end up dead.

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My Funky Valentine

Modern Family 1×15

& Dylan: Happy Valentine’s day, Mrs. Dunphy.
    Claire: Oh! Dylan, thank you. That is so sweet.
    Dylan: You know, all women should look as tasty as you when they’re old.
    Claire: Huh. Conflicted.

& Phil: You know, we don’t have to go to Fratelli’s tonight.
    Claire: Okay, what do you have in mind?
    Phil: Well, I thought you might enjoy a night at a hotel...
    Claire: I would. But would you and the kids be okay?
    Phil: ... I meant together.
    Claire: I know.

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& Fiona: So, why would Ted say he wrote the poem if he didn’t?
    Manny: Maybe because you’re the cutest girl in school and you have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.

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Лучшая фантастика 2014 (Сборник) (3)

Аркадий Шушпанов — Никто не прилетит

  “В приглашении было сказано, что господина такого-то (ФИО совпадали с данными Германа) просят явиться в филиал № 5 детско-юношеской библиотеки имени Островского для обсуждения условий договора. ...

&  Девяносто процентов чего бы то ни было — барахло. Так выразился наш клиент Старджон.

&  Нечитаемые книги — это как солдаты, павшие в бою. Может, кто-то их и помнит, а может, уже и нет. Осталась только братская могила, где захороненные покоятся стоя, будто китайские терракотовые воины.

&  — Ты не знал, что у тебя получится, и ничего плохого не хотел. Но сколько всего можно сделать по незнанию? Вот мы и должны от такого защищать. Лучший способ сделать так, чтобы человек, скажем, не пил, не курил и не делал ничего противозаконного — это как можно раньше дать ему другой, более сильный, но безопасный интерес. А сильнее творчества ничего не придумать.

  ... Где-нибудь в сборнике, среди таких же, как он.”

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Анна Китаева — Белый танец

  “О, как она танцевала! ...

&  Имя ее было Матильда. Правда, много лет ее никто не звал по имени. Мачеха с дочерьми, а за ними и все дворовые кликали позорной кличкой. Кличку она ненавидела. Никнеймы хороши только когда их сам себе выбираешь.

&  – Крестная? – удивилась Матильда вслух.
     – Да, Тилли, – мягко сказала фея и положила прохладную руку ей на лоб. Рука пахла яблоками. – Ты позвала, и я пришла.
     – Но почему столько раз...
     – Тсс, – крестная приложила палец к губам. – Подумай, прежде чем спрашивать – то ли это, что ты хочешь узнать?

  ... Ты же знаешь, мама, я слишком люблю танцевать.”

Ольга Онойко — Некромантисса

  “Придет май, наступит условленный день, и он снова будет ждать на опушке леса. ...

&  – Так мы сегодня будем работать или поиграем в салки?
     – Салки!
     – Ты же сама упросила нас показать волшебство. Что, не будем колдовать?
     – Но ты сказала «работать», – недоумевает Геллена. – Разве волшебство – это работа?
     – Конечно. Если это настоящее волшебство.
     Геллена хлопает глазами, прозрачно-серыми, как вода в вешнем ручье...
     – Но ведь волшебство, – несмело говорит она, – это... это чудо.
     Выпростав ладонь, Лореана гладит ее по золотоволосой головке.
     – Если хорошо потрудиться, то будет чудо.

  ... – Мама?..”

Utopia 2×4

& Becky: After everyone saying, “Don’t call Milner, don’t call Milner”, you called Milner.
    Ian: It was a mistake!
    Becky: Was it? Was it, Ian? Are you that fucking stupid? Or... are you actually quite fucking smart?

& Ian: Your insults are increasingly cryptic...

& Ian: It’s just fucking psychobabble!
    Becky: It’s not IT any more, is it, Ian? Getting a buzz, are you? Nice little danger bone? Gonna nip off for a little five-finger frou-frou?

& Michael: Jessica... I am not with them.
    Jessica: Michael, don’t worry... if I thought

& Lee: Where is that... Greece? Albania? Yeah... Albania, I reckon. No CCTV, cash-based culture. Yeah. Albania’s where I’d go if I was retiring.

& Lee: Things have changed, Arby. I can’t really tell you why, but we need them. All of them. Right now. It’s very, very important.
    Pietre: ....... Where is Jessica Hyde?

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& Grant: So, what, Anton’s Jewish, then?
    Becky: I dunno. There were loads of people in the holocaust... he could be any one of them. Hold your hands out... Par bin din zayn rikhtik hant...
    Grant: Yiddish? Ain’t that a bit racist?

& Milner: 2050. That’s when fish stocks run out... do you fucking get that?.. 2080, the end of gas. 2090, the end of oil. Those figures don’t come from Greenpeace or Friends Of The Fucking Earth... they come from BP! If demand for fertiliser increases at current rates, phosphates end this century... and that means no food.
    Wilson: I know! You don’t have to tell me!
    Milner: Do you? Because I don’t think you do. If you really knew, you’d understand that we have no choice. You’re just like Philip. You can’t let go of morality.
Ω Another aproach to Inferno.

& Ian: What’s going on?
    Grant: Becky found a way to speak to Anton. Through Twatface.

& Philip: She said we couldn’t choose. I made an adjustment. I wanted to help evolution, you see. I chose.
    Ian: You mean a race? You chose a race?!
    Philip: I did. Oh, God, I did.
    Ian: And which race did you choose?!?!

& Milner: It’ll be chaos, it will, but in less than 100 years, there will be no more than 500 million people on this planet. We will have created Utopia.

& Milner: Michael! How lovely to see you.

& Jessica: Don’t even fucking blink.

& Grant: When you kill, you don’t feel nothing, do you?
    Pietre: No. For me, it’s like unscrewing a bottle to get to the water.
    Grant: Yeah. And no-one fucks with you.
    Pietre: They do. They just do it differently.

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Two Hearts

The Honourable Woman 1×5

& Julia: With all these bombs Hamas keep throwing into your country, I suspect your forces are about to re-enter Gaza.
    Daniel: If they can’t settle it for themselves, we’ll do it for them.
    Julia: That’s an unfortunate reality.
    Daniel: Hm.

& Julia: ...one tiny, little silver lining... Nessa Stein.
    Daniel: Are you trying to play us, Julia?
    Julia: Daniel. As her brother’s dramatic weight-loss programme has clearly taught me, when it comes to the Middle East, you never, ever try to play the Israelis.

& Ephra: Secrets are weird. People think you share them. But you don’t. They have two sides. Either you own them or they own you.

& Ephra: You’re going to do exactly what they say, that’s what.
    Nessa: Not until I know.
    Ephra: No, no, we know already. And believe me, speaking as someone who really knows about this shit, you don’t have the choice, not any more.
    Nessa: We don’t know that.
    Ephra: Yes, we do! Because that’s the side you’re on, Nessa.. You don’t own this secret. It owns you.

& Hugh: Judah, are you going to help me out here?
    Judah: As I remember, if I were you, I’d consider moving your knight from C3 to D5.

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& Hugh: You’re telling me that until I just told you, you’d never even heard of it?
    Judah: No, I’m not saying that.
    Hugh: Ah.
    Judah: I’m saying, even now, after you told me... I still haven’t heard of it.
    Hugh: Then I think you should listen.
    Judah: You know, apparently, there are as many possibilities in chess as there are atoms in the universe. But I think they must have excluded the Middle East.

& Nessa: Do you think that’s what it is, or... do you think he’s complicit in some way?
    Max: This is for him to say and for you to feel.

& Shlomo: You know how much my company’s worth?.. Three billion dollars. I provide billing, directory services, credit checks for 53 of the world’s leading telephone companies. In America, in the UK, Europe, Hotzenplotz. I suck it all from all over the world. They all come to me.

& Grandpa! Grandpa!
    Shlomo: The monster is coming back!

& Ephra: You should set the Times crossword. I hear there’s a vacancy coming up.
    Hugh: You know what “clue” is in Ancient Greek?.. It’s “thread”. That educational enough for you?
    Ephra: No, wait, I’ll get a pen.
    Hugh: One thread to pull it all together. And all I have to do is find it.

& Hugh: I’ll use the door... But just to let you know, I can climb the walls.

& Aron Yavin: So, you want to know about switches and nodes and shit like that or you just want me to keep it simple?

& Nessa: This is the Middle East, Shlomo! You’ve got to know it all!!

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