En Garde

Modern Family 1×7

& Phil: I read it only takes 10,000 hours to achieve excellence. You’ve already got, like, what, how many hours playing ball?
    Luke: Well, I played, like, one season. So, like, 6,000 hours?
    Phil: Yeah, I can see why you ruled out math...

& Phil: ’What does it take to make a great salesman? It’s no big secret. You just follow the ABC’s of salesmanship— Always be closing. Don’t ever forget great home ideas just keep lurking mostly nearby. Often, people question realtors’ sincerity. Take umbrage. Violators will... Oh, shoot, “x,” “x,” "x“...’ And this is the great room. Although “great” hardly seems to do a room like this justice...

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& Jay: We tell our kids it doesn’t matter if you win or lose, but let’s be honest. Winning feels pretty great. There’s nothing like that golden moment in the sun. I think every parent probably wants that for their child. You know, maybe a little bit for ourselves, too... So, sometimes, we push too hard. And that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt... So, how much is too much? Guilt fades. Hardware is forever.

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