My Funky Valentine

Modern Family 1×15

& Dylan: Happy Valentine’s day, Mrs. Dunphy.
    Claire: Oh! Dylan, thank you. That is so sweet.
    Dylan: You know, all women should look as tasty as you when they’re old.
    Claire: Huh. Conflicted.

& Phil: You know, we don’t have to go to Fratelli’s tonight.
    Claire: Okay, what do you have in mind?
    Phil: Well, I thought you might enjoy a night at a hotel...
    Claire: I would. But would you and the kids be okay?
    Phil: ... I meant together.
    Claire: I know.

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& Fiona: So, why would Ted say he wrote the poem if he didn’t?
    Manny: Maybe because you’re the cutest girl in school and you have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.

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