Arrested Development 2×10
& Lucille: She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am... but the joke’s on her, because she doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.
Michael: Think that makes the joke on Gob.
& Michael: You all right? Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.
George Michael: Oh. Does that mean she’s gonna have to come live with us?
& Michael: So what do you say? We got a basketful of father-son fun here.
George Michael: What’s Kama Sutra oil?
Michael: Maybe it’s not for us.
& Michael: You got one of these too, didn’t you?
Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad... on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: It’s just— There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
& Michael: Why don’t you let me ask her for you?
Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.
Michael: Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Tobias: Butterscotch! Want a lick?
& Buster: She is not a whore, Mother. She happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth Company. And, yes, she’s more experienced than a normal girl. But sometimes love should be terrifying.
& Michael: Now tell me what you found out at Sitwell.
Lindsay: Oh. You still want me to do that?
Michael: You didn’t? Lindsay, I give you one thing to do for the business, and you can’t even do it. I mean, if you’d tried and failed, I’d understand, but you didn’t even try.
Lindsay: So... I didn’t even fail, and I don’t see you giving me credit for that.
& Lindsay: So, what did he say about the money?
Michael: He said he’d like to sleep on it.
& George Sr.: You are pimping out your sister?
Michael: You were pimping out my mother.
George Sr.: Yes, because she was sleeping with my brother, but your sister?
& Michael: So, uh, Tobias... I’m afraid that your wife might not actually end up here with you.
Tobias: You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word “afraid”?
Michael: Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.
Tobias: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
& Tobias: ’Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.’ Nothing wrong with that.
& Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard!
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