Up All Night

Modern Family 1×11

& Alex: “that’s too much cologne.”
    Haley: “that’s how girls end up dead.”
    Luke: “don’t talk black to me.”
    Manny: “it’s inappropriate because she’s your teacher.”
    Luke: How do you even talk black? Like, end words with “izzle”?
    Alex: It’s talk back, you idiot.
    Luke: Oh.
    Alex: “act more like an adult.” What does “act more like an adult” even mean?

& Jay: I don’t like the guy. Do I have reasons? Yeah. Good reasons? Yeah. How many reasons do I need? None. I don’t like the guy.

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& Javier: You ride?
    Jay: I used to.
    Javier: “Used to”? “Used to”?! Jay, “used to” are the saddest words in any language, my friend.

& Mitchell: Listen, Cam, I-I can’t always be the bad cop here. I know it’s my issue, but she can’t grow up with one huggy, happy, cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad. Because guess which one she’s gonna ask to walk her down the aisle.
    Cameron: O— y— Okay, you know what? I can be the bad cop sometimes. I’ll always make her eat her vegetables.
    Mitchell: Okay. Dentist.
    Cameron: Deal. Good. As long as you make her practice her violin.
    Mitchell: Oh, yeah, the violin. I like that.
    Cameron: And we’re both walking her down the aisle.

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