Game Changer

Modern Family 1×19

& Phil: The iPad comes out on my actual birthday. It’s like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, “We love you, Phil.”

& Cameron: You’re so cute when you’re angry with your little fists. I just want to put you in my pocket.

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& Mitchell: Hey, uh, dad, do you remember when I was probably 11 and you were teaching me how to fight, and then I quit?
    Jay: You said everything you needed to learn, you’d learned from “West Side Story.”

& Claire: Luke, honey, hi. What’s going on?
    Luke: The guy came with Dad’s cake, but just so you know, it’s missing a piece.

& Phil: Key to a good birthday... Low expectations.

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