Moon Landing

Modern Family 1×14

& Haley: Why’d you quit?
    Claire: Well, Haley, call me old-fashioned, but I wanted to focus on raising a family. So... I married your dad.
    Phil: And five months later, we... were... four months away from having this little bundle of joy.

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& Luke: What’s Jagermeister?
    Phil: Um... Well, you know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her?.. Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle. You wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

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