Not in My House

Modern Family 1×12

& Claire: ...And then I find this— A-a picture of a topless woman. With the biggest boobs I have ever seen. Driving a tractor.
    Phil: Okay, um, uh, first of all, that’s a combine, not a tractor.

& Phil: If we don’t handle it right, Luke might end up having an unhealthy attitude about sex. Or agribusiness. We’ll talk about it when he gets home.
    Claire: Okay. Fine. But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.

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& Cameron: Yes, I’m a caring person, and without Mitchell, I would just keep giving and giving and giving. I’m like a big, runaway charity truck, And Mitchell is my of f-ramp full of safety gravel. He knows how to say no. He always can put himself first. He certainly can turn his back on someone’s suffering. Um...
    Mitchell: No, really, keep going.
    Cameron: He—
    Mitchell: Don’t keep going!

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