Truth Be Told

Modern Family 1×17

& Jay: This should do the trick... “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.” We can hang this in your room. You can see it every morning, start to internalize it. Pretty soon, nothing will keep you down.
    Manny: But it’s not true.
    Jay: What are you talking about?
    Manny: Lots of stuff that doesn’t kill you makes you weaker. My friend’s grandfather had a heart attack. Now he needs a machine to breathe.

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& Claire: Well, that sounds innocent enough. I mean, drinks with an ex-girlfriend at an intimate french restaurant...
    Phil: Honey, you’re doing that thing where you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.

& Claire: Come on, Phil. You can’t be that naive. Seriously, women in their 30s on the internet are like— They’re like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try and sneak their way into your marriage.

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