Shindig

Firefly × 4

& Zoë: Planet’s coming up a might fast.
    Wash: That’s just ’cause I’m goin’ down too quick.
    Zoë: Likely crash and kill us all.
    Malcolm: Well, if that happens, let me know.
    Wash: Okay... No, we’re good. We’re good! It’s okay.

& Wash: What am I looking at, the girls or the clothes?
    Malcolm: The girls.
    Zoë: The clothes, please.

& Badger: Know a place he’ll be. Safe place... High class, too. Won’t let me in there. You might slip in. ’Course, you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle. I got my hands on a couple. ... Of invites!

& Malcolm: Kaylee! Kaylee...
    Kaylee: I’m not speaking to you, Captain.
    Malcolm: Got no need to speak. Come on. Got a job for you.

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& — Miss Kaywinnit Lee Frye and escort.

& Zoë: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit...
    Wash: Out there it seems like it’s all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code’s easier, and I know all the steps.
    Zoë: I’d say you do at that.

& Inara: These people like me, and I like them. I like Atherton too, by the way.
    Malcolm: Well, sure. What’s not to like? I’m liable to sleep with him myself.

& Atherton: I accept!
    Malcolm: That’s great. What?

& Malcolm: Well, why wait? Where’s that guard? He collected a whole mess of pistols.
    — If you require it, any gentleman here can give you use of a sword.
    Malcolm: Use of a sw... what?

& Kaylee: Up until the punching... it was a real nice party.

& Inara: You always attack the same way... swinging from the shoulder like you’re chopping wood. You have to thrust with the point sometimes or... or swing from the elbow.
    Malcolm: Swinging from the shoulder feels stronger.
    Inara: It’s also slower, Mal. You don’t need strength as much as speed. We’re fragile creatures. It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin...

& Malcolm: Don’t take his offer.
    Inara: What?
    Malcolm: Don’t do it. Just in the case that it happens, that means that he’s the fellow who killed me... and I don’t like fellows who kill me, not in general.

& Malcolm: Mighty fine shindig.

& Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op.
    Wash: I was gonna watch. It was very exciting.

& Inara: Thank you for the wine. It’s... very fresh.
    Malcolm: To Kaylee and her inter-engine fermentation system.

& Inara: I wasn’t gonna stay, you know.
    Malcolm: Yeah? Why’s that?
    Inara: Oh, someone needs to keep Kaylee out of trouble. And all my things are here... Besides, why would I want to leave Serenity?
    Malcolm: Can’t think of a reason.

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