Fizbo

Modern Family 1×9

& Phil: He’s one of those kids, you get him a gift, and all he wants to do is play with the box.
    Claire: Yeah, one year we actually just got him a box— a really nice box.
    Phil: And we made the mistake of putting it in a gift bag. So he played with the gift bag.

& Cameron: Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?
    Mitchell: Oh, no. Luke’s not much of a clown fan.
    Cameron: Really?
    Mitchell: Yeah, he never liked ’em.
    Cameron: Has he ever seen a good one?
    Mitchell: Has anyone?

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& Cameron: Fine. What would you suggest we get him, then?
    Mitchell: Get him a gift card.
    Cameron: A gift card?!
    Mitchell: Yeah.
    Cameron: Who hurt you?

& Cameron: I’ve known I wanted to be a clown since I found out clowns were just people with makeup.

& Cameron: There are four types of clowns— A tramp, an auguste, a whiteface, and a character. I am a classically trained auguste clown named Fizbo...

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