Bike Parade

South Park 22×10

Kyle: Yessss! I got fulfilled!

Stephen: Being a fulfiller isn't hard... Uh, you just follow a few basic steps. You start by getting an order on your fulfillment device... Uh, it's order 6,503. Mrs. Sandy Milner wants a Luminart coffee grinder. So, you send that order to the first available transaction robot... Okay, the robot will locate the grinder and bring it to the packing area... Now, put the coffee grinder in the box to fulfill the order... Go on, put it in.
Zombie # 1: This isn't very fulfilling.
Stephen: Sure it is. You just gotta get into it, okay? That's one order down. We have 12,400 more to go.

Jeff Bezos: Your townspeople are beginning to learn that cooperation is rewarded by fulfillment. Now there's only one true enemy who stands in our way. Tonight, he is giving a talk on Marxist theory...
Boxed Josh Carter: How is the common worker kept submissive? By the institutions and the ideology of the bourgeoisie. We only ask for compassion, for a fair share of the fruits of our labors...

Eric: You're not gonna do the bike parade? Why not?!
Kenny: Mrph rmhmhm, mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm.
Stan: Commodity fetishism?!

Stephen: Yeah, it's not always easy being a fulfiller, but I think, eventually, you'll find it's a rewarding job.
Gerald Broflovski: I don't really care. I just want my stuff. If I have to work at Amazon to get my packages, then so be it.

Eric: What if the bike parade got canceled? We're never gonna win the bike parade, but if we get it canceled, then everybody loses.
Stan: How do we get the bike parade canceled?
Eric: How do you get anything cancelled? You bitch about it being insensitive!

Kyle: What's offensive about a bike parade?
Eric: What's offensive about a bike parade?! Kyle, you small-minded piece of shit! We should cancel you just for saying that.
Kyle: Oh, I get it.

Boxed Josh Carter: This isn't about revenge, Bezos. It's about the production of too many useful things resulting in too many useless people!

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Boxed Josh Carter: You made everything nice and convenient, didn't you, Bezos? But humans are more than consumers.
Jeff Bezos: That's very eloquent... for a box...

Kyle: I can't believe Kenny bailed on us just because he thinks Jeff Bezos is a bad guy.
Eric: Yeah. How can somebody who gives you whatever you want be a bad guy?

Mr. Mackey: Uh, Mr. Hankey did something bad, and we were forced to make him... leave. Forever.
Santa: Jesus. What'd he do? (BLEEP) a kid?
Mayor McDaniels: No, he... He tweeted some... inappropriate things.
Santa: He tweeted some inappropriate things? Oh, you bunch of (BLEEP)... I'm getting back in my sleigh now... Merry Christmas! Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos' dick, you bunch a cunts!

Stephen: I want to quit working for Amazon. I want to join my friends in striking, but... I know that you have to have your stuff to be happy.
Butters: No, I don't dad.
Stephen: You need your Amazon Prime shows and your music and your books and your things delivered to your door, like little presents to yourself that make you feel satisfied. I can live without those things, but you can't. That's why... I'm gonna continue to work at Amazon... for you.

Jeff Bezos: You see, people will do anything to have fulfillment. They finally realized the only way to get it would be to all work for the fulfillment center.

Jeff Bezos: Don't you see I'm trying to help? Before, there was war between classes, customers and workers at odds. All I've done is create the new class... the consumer/worker. The future.

Randy: Hello, Bezos. You can take your fulfillment center and fulfill it right up your ass! You see, there's one thing you didn't count on, and that's Tegridy. Just look in the eyes of these people. Everyone has Tegridy now... Tegridy that you will never understand. We aren't just different classes of people anymore. We are a town!
Jeff Bezos: Are you all high?

Randy: ...The point is, nobody's coming to work for you. So you can take your whole plan and fulfill it somewhere else!
Jeff Bezos: Damn you, Tegridy!

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