Team Cockroach

The Good Place 2×3

Michael: Let's not get all caught up on who lied to who or which one of us created an entire fake reality in order to cause eternal misery for the others. That's ancient history.
Chidi: It was happening until 20 seconds ago.
Michael: The point is that... circumstances have changed.

Michael: Today, there was a new development that really chapped my nips...

Eleanor: Son of a bench!

Eleanor: We're cockroaches to you?
Michael: Yeah. Or dung beetles. I don't know. Something small and gross that creeps on the ground in its own filth... Just being honest.

Chidi: Forget about him, focus on us. Kant wrote it is our duty to improve ourselves. So whatever Michael's reasons for doing this, he's giving us the best chance to improve ourselves.
Eleanor: Okay, I have to admit, you're making a lot of sense right now. I need to just untangle all of this. Give me a minute to think about it alone...

Eleanor: Okay, bring it in. Team huddle. The Bad Place is about to be outsmarted by a cowardly traitor, four dum-dums, and a robot.
Janet: Not a robot.
Michael: We can do this. Team Cockroach on three!

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