Janet and Michael

The Good Place 2×6

Shawn: You just walked in and stole her? It was that easy? You didn't have to choke out an angel or anything?
Michael: Doors were unlocked, no security. I mean, it makes sense, right? They're good, so they're stupid and trusting.

Janet: The neighborhood is in danger of total collapse. Fun fact: mathematically, it's equally likely to either im- or explode.

Michael: Um... Janet, uh... What's a food that people think they enjoy but that's also kind of a bummer?
Janet: Frozen yogurt.

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