Nobody Got Cereal?

South Park 22×7

Stan: Sir, you have to listen to us! ManBearPig is real.

— Um, it looks like Satan is here. Should I start to worry?

Al Gore: You have to stay strong, my little crusader.
Kyle: I can't do this alone! I need help.
Al Gore: I did, too. Didn't get it.
Kyle: What more do you want from me? I've atoned for my mistake!

Stan: You people knew. You made a deal with that thing.
Margret: We thought we'd be dead by now! We didn't think we'd have to live to see the consequences!

Stan: Why did you old people make a deal?!
Grandpa: We had a right to be happy, too, ya know!
Stan: And you just signed away the future?!
Grandpa: We didn't want to have to give the demon his stuff back!
Stan: What stuff?!
Grandpa: All our cars. And premium boutique ice cream.

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Al Gore: ...And in conclusion, let me just say that you are the future. You cannot give up hope. I brought you all together because I believe in you.
Kyle: Okay, but what do you want us to...
And sometimes, believing is all that we need to be cereal.
Kyle: Credits?

Grandpa: We were all young and foolish back then, Billy. We didn't think about the future. We just wanted things.

Kyle: And you didn't give two shits what it would mean for your grandchildren.
Grandpa: I didn't think I'd have grandkids. I didn't even want children...

Alec Vaughn: I think we should definitely consider starting to worry. Satan was one of the most powerful entities, and ManBearPig annihilated him like a bitch. I don't think we should waste any more time underestimating the importance of beginning to think about starting to worry.

Stan: Um, he says he'll never come back again, but... we have to give up soy sauce and Red Dead Redemption 2.
— Ohhhh!
— .... Just plain rice?
Stan: Yeah, that's what I thought... Um, could we possibly talk about restructuring a new deal?

Grandpa: Yeah, I thought so.
Stan: Shut up, Grandpa.
Lawyer: And sign here that ManBearPig has rights to the lives of all children in third world countries...
Stan: Kay, got it.
Lawyer: And you agree to ignore ManBearPig until he returns in five years, in which time the carnage will be a thousand fold...
Stan: Kay, where do I sign that?

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