Unfulfilled

South Park 22×9

Stephen: Kids these days just don't understand how much their parents break their backs to provide!

♪ You load 16 tons, what do you get? ♪
♪ Another day older and deeper in debt ♪
♪ Saint Peter, don't you call me ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't go ♪
♪ I owe my soul to the company store ♪

Mr. Tweek: We didn't really have a choice. Since the fulfillment center opened, me and wife's coffee business has gone belly up.
Stephen: Yeah, people are ordering everything online these days. That's why you'll find a lot of familiar faces working here. Everything's automated and timed to precision to get people's orders out to them as soon as possible.

Stephen: In these warehouses, there are over one million items, from toothpaste to go-karts, and it's the work of both humans and machines that make the work possible.

Stephen: Whenever there's a workplace accident, you need to fill out a 1081 form.

Eric: Make sure everyone ships Next Day Delivery! This is gonna be just like the old times, you guys!

Stephen: Whatcha got on tap?
Bartender: Amazon, Amazon light, and Amazon IPA.
Stephen: Gimme Amazon light. I'm a Prime member.

Worker: What the fook are we doin', anyway? Breakin' our backs! Loadin' up forklifts! Gettin' papercuts from boxes! And for what? A measly paycheck that just barely covers our online purchases.
Stephen: Yeah, well, we should be thankful we even have jobs, huh? Before the fulfillment center opened, we didn't really have anything.
Worker: We had our dignity!

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Stan: What did we do before Amazon?... I mean, before we could get whatever we wanted, where did we get stuff?
Eric: At the... The m... The m-m-m... the mall.

Stephen: We're... not Amazon Prime members any more.
Linda: Then what are we?
Stephen: Everyone involved in the strike has been dropped down one level from Prime. We're... We're now Amazon USDA Choice.

Linda: That's... fine. We'll be USDA Choice... I-It's almost as good as Prime.
Stephen: You're a good woman for saying that... But you're a bitch because it's a lie and you're patronizing me.

Jeff Bezos: See how the worker begins to question his determination. Without his Amazon Prime status, he fluctuates between being and non-being.

Kyle: The four of us are actually doing a group theme.
Eric: The changing faces of immigrants in America as told through bicycles.

Randy: I need my shit from Amazon to make it all work!
Boxed Josh: At what cost, sir?! Do you care that personal worth is being reduced by capitalists to exchange value?!
Randy: Oh, yeah. That's typical rhetoric from a Marxist box.

Boxed Josh: Free trade is not free-dom! Perhaps socialism is the answer!

Jeff Bezos: You didn't tell me there was a bike parade.
Mayor McDaniels: I didn't think it was relevant.
Jeff Bezos: Everything is relevant when it comes to customers.

Boxed Josh: The history of this world... is the history of class struggles. Alienated from the products of their labor... from their fellow laborers, and from their very essence, the oppressed worker will eventually strike back at those capitalists who control the means of production. We have nothing to lose but our chains. We will unite in revolution.
Worker: And if others try to break through the picket line?
Boxed Josh: Nothing else can be allowed into the fulfillment center... No matter what the cost.
Worker: We're ready to follow you, Josh.
Boxed Josh: Then follow me to hell!

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