Apologies for the Frivolity
Alan: Well, I just met her the one time, so... No, not really.
Jake: You know who she reminds me of?.. The girls at school who think they rule the world because they got their boobs.
Alan: Well... I hate to tell you, buddy, but they kind of do.
Jake: I don’t get it. I wouldn’t be mean if I had boobs.
& Charlie: She might be a bit outspoken but I happen to find that very attractive.
Jake: She must be dynamite in the sack.
Alan: Where do you get this stuff from?!
Jake: Cinemax.
& Jake: Lydia sells homes on the beyotch.
& Jake: I wasn’t mean before I got my boobs.
Charlie: Boy, puberty is gonna hit him like a shovel...
& Alan: You’re kidding, right? You don’t see it?
Charlie: See what?!
Alan: Lydia and Mom?
Charlie: What about them?
Berta: Come on, Charlie. The only difference between those two broads... is you came out of one and...
& Jake: Why do I have to play with kids I don’t know?
Charlie: Because Lydia’s bringing them over and I didn’t have time to rent a clown.
& Jake: If they’re boys, just don’t call them little dudes, okay?
Charlie: Why not?
Jake: There was this guy Mom used to date. And every time he’d see me, he’d call me “Little Dude. ” He was an idiot.
Charlie: Okay. Okay, that’s good stuff. What else you got?
Jake: No lame magic tricks, no head rubbing and please, no high-fives.
Charlie: Got it.
Jake: And don’t ask who wants ice cream. Everybody wants ice cream.
Charlie: I understand.
Jake: Even lactose-intolerant kids want ice cream.
Charlie: Makes sense.
Jake: Whatever you do, don’t try to pretend... you’re not sleeping with their mom. We’re not stupid.
Charlie: So if I do this stuff, her kids will like me?
Jake: No.
Charlie: Why not?
Jake: You’re doing their mom.
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