Jeff, Who Lives at Home

& — Yo, Kevin.
    Jeff: No, this is Jeff.
    — Where Kevin at?
    Jeff: I don’t know.
    — Oh, man, look, don’t be fucking around! Where the fuck is Kevin?
    Jeff: Kevin doesn’t live here.
    — There’s always some motherfucker trying to tell me there ain’t no Kevin!

& Kevin: There’s no Kevin who lives with me. It’s kind of a common name.
    Jeff: Yeah. I guess that’s true. I mean, you never got a call, like someone called the wrong house phone? What if there’s no wrong numbers? Maybe it’s always the right house phone.

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& Jeff: Why do you want to live like this? You’re drifting through this life with no awareness of how special this is!

& Jeff: Do you want to know what I think you should do?
    Pat: Yeah.
    Jeff: I think you should take a few deep breaths, close your eyes, and focus.
    Pat: That is like stupid fucking Jeff’s mumbo-jumbo.
    Jeff: If you have any other idea, even one, I’ll be happy to try it without making fun of you.
    Pat: ...Okay, all right.

& Jeff: You ever feel like you’re waiting forever to figure out what your destiny is, and then when you do it’s not really that exciting?

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Σ Comedy? WTF? It's just Nada. Although meet with Jason Segel, Susan Sarandon, Judy Greer, Rae Dawn Chong, even Ed Helms is always pleasant.