Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie: Let’s see, we’re celebrating peace on earth... and goodwill towards all mankind, so let’s get her ploughed.
Berta: Hallelujah!
& Jake: Merry Christmas, Uncle Charlie.
Charlie: Oh, right, the other part of Christmas.
Jake: Go ahead, open it.
Charlie: Uh, hold on. Let me give you your gift first. Don’t want you to think I forgot you...
Jake: A hundred bucks? Wow!
Charlie: Picked it out myself.
Jake: Now open yours.
Charlie: Okay. Ahem...
Jake: This is kind of exciting...
Charlie: “Fart in a can”?
Jake: You don’t have one, do you?
Charlie: Well, I’ve got you. But... this is good for travel.
& Dr. Herb Melnick: I’m a doctor.
Kandy: A real one or like Alan?
Melnick: I’m a pediatrician.
Kandy: Wow. So you’re into feet?
Melnick: No, children.
Kandy: Isn’t that illegal?
Charlie: Berta, don’t you have a bus to catch?
Berta: And miss this show? Are you nuts?
& Berta: Boy, I can’t wait till the second act...
& Berta: Here we go. More fuel for the fire.
Charlie: You said you were going home.
Berta: That’s was before I knew you were having a party.
Charlie: This isn’t a party. It’s just a bunch of people I don’t like, standing around, drinking my booze. Oh, crap, it is a party.
& Evelyn: All right, then, let me put it this way: I forbid you to see this woman anymore!
Charlie: You forbid? What gives you the right to forbid? I’m 39 years old.
Evelyn: I’m your mother, you’re 40, and you must not see this woman anymore.
Charlie: Mom, you know that just makes me want her more.
Evelyn: Charlie, I mean it!
Charlie: I’m getting hotter.
Evelyn: Look, I know certain things about Gloria’s past which are, well, unsavory.
Charlie: Okay, I’m going supernova.
Evelyn: Would you listen to me? If you continue to see this woman... it will hurt me, deeply.
Charlie: I may have to marry this girl.
& Gloria: Charlie, I’m getting pretty drunk... so if you like a girl who moves, you better do me soon.
Charlie: Follow me.
Berta: Aw, isn’t that sweet? Every time a guy has sex, an angel gets a stiffy.
& Berta: Did you hear that? Charlie found his boundary.
Rose: It’s a miracle.
Berta: A Christmas miracle.
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