Castrating Sheep in Montana
Alan: No!
Jake: Why not?
Alan: You can’t keep the holes you have clean.
Charlie: And you’re too young. Wait till you’re old, desperate and living in your brother’s house.
& Alan: Actually, my ear wasn’t her first choice to pierce.
Jake: What else can you pierce?
Alan: & Charlie: Nothing!!
Jake: Fine, don’t tell me. I’ll Google it.
Charlie: Don’t worry. He can’t spell pierce.
Alan: He can’t spell Google!
& Charlie: You do know that’s the gay ear.
Alan: What?
Charlie: Left ear says, “I’m a hipster from the disco era. ” Right ear says, “Let’s disco. ”
Alan: No, no, that can’t be right.
Charlie: Okay, don’t believe me...
Berta: Hey, look who’s finally out of the closet!
& Charlie: Berta’s in my bed!
Alan: Really? Couldn’t you just pay her in cash this week?.. Ow!
Charlie: There are some things we don’t joke about.
& Berta: She’s got job interviews this afternoon. I’m gonna watch the baby.
Charlie: How are you gonna work and watch the baby?
Berta: Who said I was gonna work?
& Naomi: No, it’s my fault, Mom. Alan wanted to tell you.
Alan: No, no, it’s my responsibility. If you’re gonna do anything, do it to me.
Berta: ... Welcome to the family!
& Berta: You made an old lady very happy, Alan.
& Evelyn: This is just mortifying.
Alan: Mom...
Evelyn: It’s one thing to diddle the help, Alan. It’s another thing to dine with them.
Charlie: Jake, are you listening to your iPod?
Jake: No.
Charlie: Well, start.
& Evelyn: This is nice flatware. I gave the same pattern to Charlie for his birthday.
Berta: Yeah, he gave it to me. Next year, he wants a roasting pan.
Evelyn: You gave away my flatware?
Charlie: To be fair, Mom, I gave it to you.
& Charlie: So, Berta. Nice house. When do we take the tour?
Berta: Have you been to the can yet?
Charlie: Yeah.
Berta: You took it.
& Evelyn: I’d like to say a few words before we fold up the dining-room table... and commence the square dancing. Alan, you’re my son and I love you. But you and I are through. I just can’t bear it anymore. I have to cut you loose.
Charlie: Is that all it takes? Hey, Berta, you got any other daughters?
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