1 июл. 2012 г.

Iron Sky

__ anashulick: Какое унылоэ кино. Какая клевая задумка, какой богатый материал, и видимо, просто плохая режиссерская работа. Хотя и монтаж слабый, и съемка эта павильонная...

& President of the United States: Don’t try to play dumb with me. It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the Moon.
    Vivian Wagner: No disrespect madam President but I’m pretty sure it was your idea.
    President: It was my great idea have they succeeded, now it’s your stupid idea. Got it?

& Renate Richter: The Great Dictator by Charlie Chaplin... It is one of the world famous short films, which illustrates in ten minutes his wish that one day the entire world will be in the great Führer’s wise and gentle hands.

& Klaus Adler: Question, what is this apparatus?
    James Washington: Look man, how would I know? I’m just model.
    Adler: A model of what? Citizen?
    Washington: No, a model-model. Damn, what’s wrong with you two? Blind or something? Shit, don’t you see, I’m pretty.

& Adler: Are you part of the short trip before the invasion?
    Washington: Invasion? Man, you all must be tripping.

& Adler: As soon as my mission is accomplished Nazi invading forces will be called in under my direction and we will end the good times for the bad people.
    Vivian: And how do you propose to do that?
    Adler: We will simply eliminate them.

& Vivian: Alright, lets go meet the president. ... Madam President... here’s the miracle you asked for.


& Cop: So, you’re a formerly dead, black model... who is now suddenly a living white hobo after spending the weekend on the Moon. Is that correct?
    Washington: Yes, that’s correct.
    Cop: And you are Neil Armstrong after his sex change. Is this correct?
    Renate: No, that is not correct. You were not listening at all. My name is Richter. Renate Richter.

& President: It’s wonderful.
    Vivian: It’s wonderful?
    President: It’s brilliant! I’m a wartime president now. All presidents that start war in their first term of office always get reelected. I was thought, I have to bomb Australia or something. Now you bring me a real war.

& Secretary of Defense: Madam President... Ready to face the music?

& North Korean Representative: I confess!
    Secretary of Defense: Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
    North Korean Representative: The spaceships are ours. Our beloved leader designed and build it himself! ... What’s so funny?

& Vivian: Hell have no fury, Mr. Adler.

& Vivian: Alright kiddies. Let get this show on the road!

& Vivian: He must have the smallest dick in the universe...

& President: Hear me out. The Moon is American soil... Who beat the moon Nazis? We did. Well... you help out here and there... but ultimately it is just like WWII... and who won that? We did!
    Russian Representative: You lie!
    President: Don’t believe me? Watch the movie. Movies don’t lies. ... Not the shoes, Jesus!

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__ anashulick: Посмотрите трейлер и не тратьте свое драгоценное время.

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