Anatomy Park

Rick and Morty 1x3

Jerry: This holiday is about humanity.
Morty: You know, I thought it was about being born half-God or something.

Jerry: Now, remember no TV, no phones, no laptops. We are connecting this Christmas, like old-school Jews on a Saturday.

Rick: Look, I don’t have time for you to wrap your little walnut around everything.

Rick: Welcome... to anatomy park!

Morty: Oh, my God! This is insane! Spleen Mountain? Bladder falls? Pirates of the pancreas?

Dr. Xenon Bloom: Anatomy park’s greatest attraction, young man, isn’t the music or the food or the... Pirates of the pancreas. It is, first and foremost, a living museum of humanity’s most noble and ferocious diseases.

Poncho: Hey, doc. I got news for you. Your living museum is officially a wild safari!
Roger: Hepatitis A! Run!

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Morty: Rick, r-r-Reuben’s got tuberculosis!
Rick: Oh, great work, Morty. Okay, I’ll just cure it and then— Okay. Well, I can’t cure death. This is bad, Morty. You’re trapped in a dead man.

Roger: It goes on like this for miles...
Dr. Xenon Bloom: Then we get to the large intestine!

Dr. Xenon Bloom: Shh! Don’t move. Gonorrhea can’t see us if we don’t move.

Dr. Xenon Bloom: Poncho, you son of a bitch! You released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me?
Poncho: That’s right, baby. A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population. I’ll take the highest bidder... Al-Qaeda, North Korea, Republicans, shriners, balding men that work out, people on the Internet that are only turned on... by cartoons of Japanese teenagers. Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent, iTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday-bonus-giving mother—

Rick: Oh, unbelievable. We got we got a bunch of robot, computer people, sitting around with their faces stuffed into computer screens. Do you guys realize that Christ was born today? Jesus Christ, our savior, was born today. Are are are you people even human? What kind of Christmas is this?

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