Shazia's Gym Visit

Citizen Khan 2×5

& Mr. Khan: Gingers going down! Let’s bring back the browns.

& Mr. Khan: We Muslims don’t need to go to the gym. If you pray five times a day, you get plenty exercise. It’s all that bending down, isn’t it?
    Alia: That’s why I’m so slim, Papaji.
    Mr. Khan: Oh, this girl... she’s like a one-woman praying machine.

& Alia: The Wi-Fi’s not working, Papaji.
    Mr. Khan: Oh, come on! That’s the second time this month!
    Alia: You need to complain to the service provider.
    Mr. Khan: Don’t worry. I’m going to... Keith! Keith!
    Keith: Yes?
    Mr. Khan: Have you changed your internet password?
    Keith: Yes, I think so.
    Mr. Khan: Well, bloody well change it back again!

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& Mr. Khan: I need the office. I’m meeting a VIP.
    Dave: What?
    Mr. Khan: It stands for “Very Important Pakistani”.
    Dave: Right, I meant who?

& Mr. Khan: Look, I’ve got nothing against the womens, but they are different to us. We talk about cricket. They talk about hair and shoes. This is what’s so good about the mosque. We keep them separate.

& Mr. Khan: Look, this is the mosque office. You’ve got to tick two boxes to get in here. One — Muslim. Two — mans. You got no tick so far.

& Mr. Khan: It’s probably a little bit different to how the other guy does it. You see, yoga is mainly an Indian invention. What I do is more like... Pakistani yoga. It’s called... “poga”.

& Shazia: What are you doing here? You said you weren’t coming.
Mr. Khan: I wasn’t going to. And then I met this woman, and it all went a bit pear shaped.
    — Pear shaped? How rude!
    Mr. Khan: Not you. You’re more like two mangoes and a celery stick.

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