Long Beach

Hello Ladies 1×6

& Jessica: Name three American football teams.
    Stuart: Miami Dolphins, Chicago Bulls, Detroit Tigers. Done.
    Jessica: You just named a football team, a basketball team, and a baseball team.
    Stuart: Well, how am I supposed to remember? I mean, every fucking American sports team’s just a bloody city and some arbitrary animal stuck together. Oh, look at me, I’m a fan of the Chicago Squids. What does it even mean?

& Lopez: Give us your wallet or lick my fucking balls!
    Stuart: Sir, if I lick your balls, can I definitely keep my wallet, please?

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& Jessica: Romance is not dead...
    Glenn: Man, I been thinking about sucking your tits all day.

& Stuart: We can’t just walk out and say nothing!
    D-boy: Yes, we can. Come on.
    — ’Sup? What were you guys doing in there?
    D-boy: Nothing.
    Stuart: I was sucking his cock. ... What... what he said.

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