Madame and Her Special Friend
Jake: Yeah?
Alan: Are you praying?
Jake: ... It’s okay, I’m not in school.
Alan: No, no, it’s fine. What are you praying for?
Jake: I have a math test on Monday.
Alan: Oh, so you’re praying for a good grade?
Jake: No, that never works. I’m praying for the teacher to get sick.
Alan: Have you considered just studying for the test?
Jake: ... How would that help?
& Alan: Jake, reward without effort is meaningless. Money alone will not give you fulfillment.
Jake: What about Uncle Charlie?
& Charlie: Are you going home?
Berta: No, the opera, they can't finish until I sing.
& Norma: Well, how am I supposed to get to my hair appointment?
Alan: Gee, I’d say you really don’t need one. I think your hair looks lovely as it is.
Norma: Well, aren’t you sweet. Are you homosexual?
Alan: ... No. Just sweet. Listen, you don’t have to miss your appointment. I’ll drive you.
Norma: You would do that for me?
Alan: It would be my pleasure.
Norma: Sure you’re not homosexual?
Alan: Positive.
Norma: You would’ve made a good one...
& Alan: I was talking about what I do for a living, and she said she wanted to invest. In me...
Charlie: Invest in you? How?
Alan: She wants to buy a building and create the Alan Harper Healing Center. Uh, chiropractic, acupuncture, uh, holistic pharmacy, aroma therapy...
Charlie: Why don’t you just call it the Alan Harper House o’ Crap?
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