Tower Heist

& Lester: Truth is, people can open their own doors.
    Josh Kovacs: Not the way you do it.

& Special Agent Claire Denham: You just have to be patient.
    Josh: I don’t really have time to be patient.
    Claire: Well, if you’re tired of waiting around, you can always try the old-school approach.
    Josh: What’s that?
    Claire: Grab some pitchforks and a couple of guys and storm the castle.

& Enrique Dev’Reaux: You know how many weeks I’d have to work at the BK to make 20 million?
    Mr. Fitzhugh: 18,600.

& Josh: I haven’t driven my Nova for a few months... Did you know that in Spanish “No va” means “It doesn’t go”? That’s why they didn’t sell many in Latin America.

& Slide: Why did you bail me out?
    Josh: Because I have a job and I thought that given your skill set maybe you could help us out.
    Slide: What kind of skill set is that?
    Josh: Taking things that don’t necessarily belong to you.

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& Slide: This is a joke, right?
    Enrique: This guy is the big time criminal?
    Slide: Hey, what you say?!
    Josh: All right, guys, take it easy. He’s totally qualified. He’s been arrested a bunch of times, he pays no income taxes, he’s got two Doberman pinschers. So let’s show him some respect.

& Charlie: Wait a minute. We all just proved ourselves. How do we know you can really pull this off?
    Slide: You each stole $50 worth of shit, I stole $264 in cash. Rule number one, never give your wallet to a thief. Later, bitches.

& Charlie: It’s the FBI lady and two cops!
    Enrique: Shit! We haven’t done anything yet.
    Mr. Fitzhugh: We’re plotters! We’ve plotted. That’s a crime, right?
    Charlie: Is that a crime?

& Arthur Shaw: You know what’s considered the greatest move in the history of chess, Josh?.. A man named Frank James Marshall was losing to a man named Levitsky in 1912, world championship in Helsinki. And it looked like Marshall had no chance until he moved 23 queen G-3. He deliberately sacrificed his queen and the move was so shocking and surprising that Levitsky never got over it... He lost the game two moves later. And the move became known in the annals of chess as the “Marshall swindle*.”

& Shaw: I know how difficult it must be for you to lose a service job like this at your age. And one day when all this is ancient history, I hope you can come back, maybe not as a building manager at first, but somewhere where you can start over, earn our trust. A doorman, for instance... Now go home and practice your chess game.
    Josh: I’ll study the “Marshall swindle,” sir.
    Shaw: Anybody can sacrifice their queen, Josh. The real trick is getting away with it.

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Heist — ограбление
swindle — мошенничество; афера; надувательство; разводка

+ quotes on the Imdb.