The Three Musketeers

& Blonde: Who are you?
    Aramis: I’m not a priest.
    Blonde: I’m not really a lady.
    Aramis: We have 10 minutes.

& Duke of Buckingham: Well, just so you don’t leave empty-handed, a word of advice. Trust no one, especially women. You’ll live longer.

& D’Artagnan’s Father: There’s one more piece of advice.
    D’Artagnan: I know, I know. Don’t get into any trouble.
    D’Artagnan’s Father: Wrong. Get into trouble. Make mistakes. Fight, love, live. And remember, always, you’re a Gascon and our son. Now go. Go.

& D’Artagnan: Hey! Hey! What is this?
    Aramis: It’s a citation. ... It’s a ticket. ... Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.
    D’Artagnan: French!
    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.
    D’Artagnan: You’re joking!
    Aramis: That’s what they all say.

& D’Artagnan: In fact, I came to Paris to be one of you.
    Athos: I’m afraid you’re a little late.
    D’Artagnan: What happened?
    Athos: Oh, a bad mission. Budget cuts... Cardinal... Progress. Take your pick.

& D’Artagnan: Must be something you still believe in.
    Athos: This... This... And this... Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a fool or trying to sell you something.
    Aramis: I know Athos may seem cold and unfriendly, but don’t let it fool you... He really is cold and unfriendly.

& Richelieu: Check.
    Louis XIII: This is a ridiculous game! Surely the King should be the most powerful piece?
    Richelieu: The King is the most important piece. But he’s vulnerable, he needs protection.

& Louis XIII: What is that thing called anyway, Richelieu?
    Richelieu: An airship, Your Majesty.

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& D’Artagnan: Diamonds, Buckingham, Tower of London, five days, Queen’s reputation and the fate of France as we know it. Who’s with me?

& Duke of Buckingham: What? No last words? No insults? Pleas for mercy or...

& Richelieu: The wonderful thing about fighting a imaginary opponent, Captain Rochefort, is that he’s always greatly skilled yet easily defeated. The pride of victory without the risk of loss.

& D’Artagnan: The life of one woman or the future of France, what would you do if you were in my position?
    Athos: I’ve made a lot of sacrifices, a lot of hard choices. For honor, for King, for country. You wanna know what I’ve learned, boy? Hard choices and sacrifices do not keep you warm at night. Life is too damn short and too damn long to go through without someone at your side. Don’t end up like me. Choose the woman. Fight for love, D’Artagnan. France will take care of itself.

& Rochefort: You know what your problem is, boy? You read too many books, and then you believed them.

& D’Artagnan: You scared to take me in a fair fight?
    Rochefort: Hardly. I just don’t fight fair.

& Rochefort: You should’ve stayed in Gascony, boy.
    D’Artagnan: You should’ve apologized to my horse.

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