& Megamind: Even fate picks its favorites.
& Megamind: I learned a very hard lesson. Good receives all the praise and adulation*. While evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.
& Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would almost win others.
& Megamind: He took the name, Metro Man. Defender of Montrosity. I decided to pick something a little more humble. Megamind. Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy.
& Roxanne Ritchi: It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown where we're here to honor a beautiful man. Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean.
& Hal: Wow, okay, the stuff they make you read on the air. That's unfreaking believable, it's crazy.
Roxanne: I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
Hal: What I was trying to say was, I can't believe that in our modern society they let like actual art get onto the news.
Roxanne: Nice save, Hal.
& Hal: I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby.
Roxanne: Mmm.
Hal: Okay, that sounded, Okay that sounded a little weird.
Roxanne: A little bit, yeah. And you're making a weird face, and that's making me feel weird.
George Thorogood - Bad to the Bone
& I love you Metro Man!!
Metro Man: And I love you, random citizen.
& Megamind: I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair*.
Minion: I kept it cold and damp, just for you, sir.
& Megamind: How do I look, Minion? Do I look bad?
Minion: Disgustingly horrifying, sir.
Megamind: You always know what to say.
& Megamind: In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.
Metro Man: You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief.
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief, can be corroded over time.
Metro Man: Justice is a noncorrosive metal.
Megamind: But metals can be melted by the heat of 're-vange*'.
Metro Man: It's 'revenge' and it's best served cold.
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil.
Metro Man: Well I think your warranty is about to expire.
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty?
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose.
Roxanne: Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now?
& Megamind: FIRE! Minion, fire!
Minion: Uh, it's still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Come again?
Minion: Warming up, sir.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is warming up?!
Minion: One... sssecond... more. Aaannnd... jussst. Tippy, tappy tippy tap, tap, tip-top-more.
Megamind: Honestly!
Minion: And we are ready... in just.
& Minion: I don't think even he could survive that.
Megamind: Well, lets not get our hopes up just yet.
& Megamind: I did it. I did it! Montrocity is mine!
Minion: You did it sir, you did it, sir. Yes, you did. All right people, hit it. Hit it!
ACDC - Highway to Hell
& Megamind: How wild is this, huh? All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe. Are there any questions?
Roxanne: I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us. And the city.
Megamind: Good, I'm glad you asked that one. Imagine, the most horrible, terrifying evil thing you could possibly think of. And multiply it by... SIX! In the mean time I want you to carry on, with the dreary normal things you, normal people do. Let's just have fun with this, come on. And I will get back to you.
--- Dict:
adulation — лесть; низкопоклонство; подхалимство
lair — логово; берлога
re-vange = A change for the better.
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