Teenager Soup and A Little Ball of Fib

Young Sheldon 3×10

Sheldon: But other kids use that pool. It's basically a big bowl of teenager soup.

George: Come on, Jesus. This is for your birthday. Help me out!

George: Me?
Mary: Swimming's a sport, and you're a sports person.
George: And he's a mama's boy, and you're his mama.

Missy: Poor baby. You have to play in a pool instead of sit in a classroom...
Sheldon: A pool of sweat, germs and dead skin cells.
Missy: Still better than learning.

Pool Water: Look, I may just be pool water, but I still have feelings.
Sheldon: Sorry, water.
Pool Water: Come on. My pH level is 7.4, and with three parts per million of chlorine, I'm cleaner than your daddy's plate after Thanksgiving dinner.

Missy: Welcome to the dark side.

Georgie: Don't put the thermometer in the tea. 114 fever is a giveaway.

Georgie: Don't be afraid to let her look in your throat. She's checking to see if it's red, but it's always red.

Mary: I know what'll make you feel better...
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
     ♪ Little ball of fur ♪
     ♪ Happy kitty ♪
     ♪ Sleepy kitty ♪
     ♪ Purr, purr, purr ♪

Dale: How'd you meet this guy? What, did you try to steal his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

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