You're the Worst 1×1

Pilot

Jimmy: So, uh, what you heard about me?
Gretchen: Nothing, just that you're the worst.

Edgar: I was thinking ... maybe if I could learn his secrets, then I could fix my problems.
Jimmy: How would meeting your dead relative help you move out of my house?
Edgar: No, I'm talking about my real problems. Like, the nightmares and the crying, and how I want to do heroin all the time.

Jimmy: I'm an adult. Do you know what that means? It means that I am beset upon at all times by a tsunami of complex thoughts and struggles, unceasingly aware of my own mortality and able to contemplate the futility of everything and yet still rage against the dying of the light... So do you see how monumentally stupid you, a child, asking me "do I want to hang out sometime" is?

Jimmy: Why would I even listen to you, eh? You're a mental case. You're on, like, a billion medications that all say "Take for batshit craziness."
Edgar: I was defending our country.
Jimmy: Oh, please. You weren't defending anything except for the business interests of evil men.
Edgar: Jimmy, our country is the business interests of evil men.
Jimmy: That may be the most intelligent thing you've ever said.

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