A Rickle in Time

Rick and Morty 2x1

Rick: Who cares about the things you guys are talking about? The whole point of freezing time was to stop giving a fuck.

Rick: Man, that guy is the Redgren Grumbholdt of pretending he knows what's going on... Oh, you agree, huh? You like that Redgren Grumbholdt reference?.. Well, guess what? I made him up. You really are your father's children. Think for yourselves. Don't be sheep.

Rick: You two somehow created a feedback loop of uncertainty that split our reality into two equally possible impossibilities.

Rick: W-we're exactly like a man capable of sustaining a platonic friendship with an attractive female co-worker. We're entirely hypothetical.

Rick: I assume they're Schrodinger's cats. Or, actually, I assume they both are and aren't, just like us.

Rick: Look, there's no time to hold me accountable, Morty. Like, literally no time. Look around. Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't. And we've got about four hours to be "Is."
Morty: Or...?
Rick: We "Isn't."

Rick: Whatever your asking me, the answer is I'm amazing.

Rick: I see what's happening here. You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this... Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen. I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit. Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

Veterinarian: Look, I don't know what the law says about this, but I took an oath that I would let no animal come to harm. Except when sterilizing, aborting, or euthanizing them, or also when eating them at also any meal.

Rick: So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.

Rick: All right, everything resolved? Everybody nice and certain about their position in my world.

Fourth-Dimensional Being: ...the only way your dumbass assin' ass asses could ever have one is if it was stolen.

Fourth-Dimensional Being: You know what they do to third-dimensional life forms in time prison? Same thing they do in every other prison, only forever.

Fourth-Dimensional Being: Don't... mess... with time! You don't fuck with time! Motherfucker!
Albert Eintstein: I will mess with time. I will mess with time.

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Σ plakhov: «...Во-первых, существование "мультивселенной" в таком представлении (бесконечное множество слегка отличающихся параллельно существующих миров) вообще не является доказанным утверждением. В частности, многомировая интерпретация квантовой теории на самом деле выглядит совершенно иначе и гораздо сложнее, чем в Футураме. На эту тему сложно писать, не погружаясь в формулы, но, вкратце, в ней даже нет никаких вероятностей, вместо них есть "амплитуды", комплексные числа. В "вероятности" они превращаются только в копенгагенской интерпретации, которая как раз предполагает их зависимость от некоторого субъекта-наблюдателя. Если кому-то интересно в этом разобраться детально, я очень рекомендую Скотта Ааронсона. Начать можно, например, отсюда. Или, если мультики вам нравятся больше, то, в отличие от Футурамы, "Рик и Морти" в s2e01 справились с задачей гораздо, гораздо лучше!»