25 авг. 2018 г.

Who Is America? #1.2

Erran Morad: My name Erran Morad. I was in the Mossad for-- I mean, I was not in the Mossad for 13 years. I here to teach you Krav Maga.

Erran Morad: So do you know how to spot the difference between somebody who is a terrorist in a burka and the normal woman in a burka? We have developed a technique...

Erran Morad: We pretend to be a Chinese tourist... because the Chinese are always taking selfie.

Erran Morad: How do you attract attention?... It is the N-word.

Jason Spencer: Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger!
Erran Morad: Wait! Are you crazy? The N-word is nooni, not this word. This word is disgusting.

Erran Morad: Now I am going to teach you how to use your buttocks to intimidate ISIS.

Billy Wayne Ruddock: He is the least-vain person in the world. I mean, ask anybody at Trump Tower, Trump Casino, any of the Trump resorts, Trump University, Trump steak houses or Trump Air... It's never about him.

Erran Morad: I have killed some terrorists. How does it feel being the king of terrorist killers? I mean, you killed 100,000 actual terrorists and about 700,000 potential terrorists.

Erran Morad: We wanted to see more of you. We wanted to get rid of Bush and see more Dick.


Erran Morad: Waterboarding is not torture. I once waterboarded my wife... She was cheating on me and I needed to find out with who, so I waterboarded her. It turned out she was not cheating, but now I know to trust her words. And actually, she is a lot more compliant ever since.

Erran Morad: It's okay if I just get a quick Dick pic?

Dick Cheney: Well, that's a first. That's the first time I've ever signed a water bottle used for waterboarding, very valuable.

Corinne Olympios: Everybody knows about the tragedy of a child soldier in Africa, but what we don't know is that the real tragedy is how underfunded and undertrained they are. Many are not very effective killers at all and are, in fact, more child than soldier. We want to change this so that they can be fighting well into puberty.

Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello: Who wants to see an investment of $385 million?... Guess what? You guys are going to get it. I'm here to tell you that Kingman has been chosen as the location of a brand-new, state-of-the-art... mosque.

Kingman townman: Just the word alone scares you. To me, when I hear the word "mosque," I think of terrorism.

Kingman townwoman: If you bring in Muslims, we might have a problem. We probably will have a problem. We'll all be moving out of this state.

Kingman townman: Mosque-- As soon as you said "mosque," you ruined it.

Kingman townman: He's saying there's black people in Kingman that aren't welcome there either, but we tolerate them!

Kingman townman: You're pulling the trigger harder now. We don't want to hear that shit!

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