Chief Operating Officer

Silicon Valley 5×3

Richard: So, fourth day in a row you missed the stand-up meeting.
Gilfoyle: Correct. Maybe you should hold it later.
Richard: Okay, 'cause we literally moved it from 9:00 to 11:00 to accommodate you. So do you mind telling us when you feel like you can make it in?
Gilfoyle: Whenever you hold the meeting, I'll be in an hour after that.

Richard: What the fuck was that?
Gilfoyle: Uh, that's the song "You Suffer" by Napalm Death.
Richard: Oh, yeah? That's... that's a whole song? That's like a second.
Gilfoyle: It's an alert. Whenever the price of Bitcoin dips below a certain value, it's no longer efficient to mine. When it comes back up, it is. So, I need to know when it breaks that threshold, so that I can remotely toggle my rig at home.

Richard: Uh, see you tomorrow morning. Sweet dreams.
Jared: Right, if only.

Ben Burkhardt: So, I turned to Bill Gates... Right, and I said... "I don't know, Bill. Maybe you should Google it."

Jian-Yang: The witch lost his mind.

Gilfoyle: ...so how do they know? Then I realized... they're listening to us. They've been listening to us this whole fucking time.

Jared: Jian-Yang, are... Are you copying all those companies for the Chinese markets?
Jian-Yang: Oh, no.

Gilfoyle: You thought a mime performing fellatio was bad? What happens when your customers find out that every single thing they've ever said in front of their "hearth" has been recorded?

Ben Burkhardt: Hello, Pied Piper! Nice gender mix. Could use a little more color. Baby steps, right?

--
On the IMDb
+ Soundtracks