Five Minutes

Modern Family 8×18

& Claire: Honey, are you sure you’re okay? It’s Saturday night. You’re drinking wine in your bathrobe with a come-from-nowhere cat.
    Alex: What’s wrong with that?
    Phil: Take away the cat, and I’m basically you.

& Manny: Sorry, but I’m not going over 20 miles an hour with this cappuccino machine not strapped in. Once I perfect my foam art skills, my freshman dorm will be the place to be.
    Jay: I think we can put off that talk about using protection.

& Haley: Look, sometimes when I’m reorganizing my closet, I feel overwhelmed, like I’m never gonna get through it all. So I force myself to look at things in smaller sections. I arrange five pairs of shoes at a time. 12 hours later, I’m done.

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& Haley: So, that’s what we’ll do. We’ll take things five years at a time.
    Rainer: In five years, I’ll be 50.
    Haley: What?!
    Rainer: What did you think 45 plus 5 was?
    Haley: Well, until today, you were 44, which I had basically convinced myself was 40, and now suddenly we’re talking about 50, which is basically 60.

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