Skidmark

The Last Man on Earth 2×14

& Melissa: Well, when you say, «Will you marry me?» to someone, and then the other person says, «No, but do you want to be in a four-way with me?» I mean...
    Todd: Yeah, no. Big misfire, whiff.

& Carol: Hey, there’s my sexy Skidmark.

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& Phil: Now look, I know how badly you wanted this. I’m, I’m sorry that I’m shooting blanks.
    Carol: Na-huh. Don’t you be sorry about that, because maybe I’m shooting blanks, too, huh? Maybe we’re a couple of Hollywood stunt people, just shooting blanks. Pew, pew, pew, pew.

& Phil: Carol, I’m sure you’re very fertile. I mean, you have so many periods.

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