All In

Elementary 4×19

& Lin: No, Mom, I didn’t unfriend you. I deactivated my account. I unfriended everyone... It felt great. Because I’ve seen all of the baby pictures and hashtag activism and cat GIFs that I ever need to see.

& Watson: The smell in the kitchen nearly knocked me out. What do you got cooking in those pots?
    Holmes: Oh, this and that— black licorice, an old belt, splash of feline urine.
    Watson: Okay, so we’re gonna have to get new pots, and I have to get my coffee someplace else today.

& Holmes: Over the last year, three American sommeliers have authenticated cases of auction wine, which were later proven to be forgeries.
    Watson: They didn’t realize they were drinking cat pee?
    Holmes: You jest, but that is an identifiable aroma in certain Sauvignon Blancs.

& Watson: This is seriously our next case? Sniffing out bribes in the wine auction world.
    Holmes: New York is without a homicide this week. I’m terribly sorry that disappoints you.

---

& Watson: What’s with the trampoline?
    Holmes: It really is shocking what they don’t teach you in medical school.
    Watson: Okay, forget I asked.
    Holmes: The lymphatic system, unlike the cardiovascular system, has no pumping capability; it relies on muscular contraction. Bouncing up and down is effective, because it stimulates the system’s one-way valves to open and close simultaneously.
    Watson: You’re increasing lymph flow to boost your immunity to keep your sinuses clear— got it.
    Holmes: Seemed like a wise choice. ...we live in close quarters and I detected a phlegmy rattle in your voice last night.
    Watson: I feel fine.
    Holmes: Do you?

& Jimmer: The government only does two things well: nothing and overreact. And you can quote me.

& Mateo Peña: Sorry, but if you’re gonna keep incriminating evidence around, you really ought to put it on an air gapped machine in a secure server room, right?

& Watson: Is that my sports bra holding up a flashlight on your head?
    Holmes: Couldn’t find my miner’s helmet in the dark. The irony’s not lost.

& Holmes: Don’t bother. ... If [the NSA] wanted to spy on us, there are any number of devices in our home which could serve as hot mics— computers, phones, televisions. We have little choice but to do as they say...

& Holmes: Your body odor is revolting, even from here. I know the job is demanding, but you should find more occasions to get into a shower.
    Watson: Excuse me?!

& Watson: You’re going alone?
    Holmes: I think it’s best that way. If I’m abducted by the men in black, you can alert the authorities that we do trust.

& Agent McNally: Anything I said would’ve been a lie, so it seemed better not to say anything.
    Holmes: «Omission is the most powerful form of lie.»
    Agent McNally: Yeah, we get a lot of George Orwell quotes around here. Uh, I’m a fan of «Four legs good, two legs bad.»

--
On the IMDb

+ Soundtracks.