Europa Report

& James: Have a look at this... The view. Kind of ironic, really. So little space in here and so much space out there.

& Rosa: Mission control, can you hear me? Andrei is in the shower right now, so I want to take this opportunity to tell you that your shower system is totally inadequate. And I don’t buy your theories about the body adjusting to the new hygiene regime.
    James: You know what I can’t adjust to? The drinking of the distilled urine.
    Rosa: Oh! James!
    James: I’m just saying... you’re worried about my smell and you’re drinking my urine?

& James: You know what I think they’re really pissed off about? You guys only gave them four outfits. So sometimes they wake up in the morning, they find out they’re wearing the same thing the entire day. They get totally pissed off. And the shoes... You gave them two pairs of shoes. For women... I’m just saying.

---

& Dr. Katya: I think we’re seeing some tectonic plates here. The sulfur concentration is showing that the thermal vents are closer than expected.
    Dr. Luxembourg: Creepy.
    Dr. Katya: That’s your scientific assessment, is it?
    Dr. Luxembourg: Yep.
    Dr. Katya: “Creepy”?

& Dr. Katya: Compared to the breadth of knowledge yet to be known, what does your life actually matter?

& Dr. Katya: It’s so... I don’t know what the word is.
    Dr. Luxembourg: Creepy?
    Dr. Katya: I was going to go with “cosmically outstanding.”

& Rosa: Compared to the breadth of knowledge yet to be known, what does your life actually matter?

--
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An Inconvenient Lie

Dexter 2×3

& Dexter: Harry was right. Nothing stays buried. Perhaps, not even me.

& Lila: So tell me... exactly... how full of shit are you?
    Dexter: I’m not full of anything.

& Lila: [You think] there is no way that I could know what you’ve experienced, right? I couldn’t possibly feel that need. Like a thousand hiding voices whispering... “This is who you are...” And you fight the pressure. The growing need rising like a wave. Prickling and teasing and prodding... to be fed. But the whispering gets louder, until it’s screaming “Now!”. And it’s the only voice you hear. The only voice you want to hear. And you belong to her. To this... shadow self. To this...
    Dexter: Dark passenger.
    Lila: The dark passenger.

& Dexter: DNA, DNA, come out and play.

& Lt. Pascal: I seem to have had my head up my ass, lately.
    LaGuerta: It’s called being human.

& Masuka: Lead fucking investigator... Translation: everyone’s bitch. I do have a life, you know.
    Dexter: You do?

& Masuka: Fucking Bay Harbor butcher’s butchering my online social life.
    Dexter: .... Sorry.

---

& Doakes: I know you’re connected to the Ice-Truck Killer.
    Dexter: Could you be more vague?
    Doakes: I know you’re too careful. Your assets are all in cash, you don’t belong to any organizations or alumni groups. You were top of your class in med school but you changed for blood spatter. I know you studied martial arts in college. But I don’t know what a lab geek needs with advanced Jiu-Jitsu... I know you’re a good liar too.
    Dexter: .... Not good enough.

& Dexter: You hoping they’ll talk to you? The ones with heads, anyway.
    Special Agent Lundy: They always speak, eventually. Just gotta ask the right question.
    Dexter: Which is?..
    Lundy: Why were they chosen?
    Dexter: Looking for a pattern?
    Lundy: One doesn’t kill this many people in this... careful, methodical way without a reason. Some... twisted set of principles.
    Dexter: They would have to be twisted, wouldn’t they?

& Lundy: The worst killers are usually the ones who think their murders were somehow... just. Even deserved. Leaders have slaughtered whole populations for the same wacky reason. But there’s never any justification for killing. Well, one, of course... To save an innocent life.

& Dexter: To save an innocent life... I didn’t do it to save lives. But save lives, I did.

& Dexter: I’m Dexter. And... I’m not sure of what I am.
    — Hi, Dexter.
    Dexter: I just know there is something dark in me. And I hide it. I certainly don’t talk about it. It’s there, always. This dark passenger. And when he’s driving, I feel... Alive. Half sick with the thrill, the complete wrongness... I don’t fight him. I don’t want to. He’s all I’ve got. Nothing else could love me. Not even... especially not me.

& Doakes: I knew there was something wrong with you. The secrets, the sneaking around... Now it all makes sense.

& Dexter: Here’s my sponsor.
    Rita: Really? Where? The guy in the blue shirt?
    Dexter: No, next to him. Lila.

--
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Second Last

Continuum 2×12

& Sonya: What the hell is this?
    Kellogg: It’s play money. You use it in a game, which seems to be what you’re playing.

& Kiera: Lucas isn’t dead. ... As long as he’s alive, he’s a threat.
    Carlos: He keeps telling the medical staff that he’s from 2077 and that he talks to dead people. I think we’re good.

---

& Alec: I coupled the time travel device with Lucas’s software, it is way ahead of anything that I could have designed to date. The interface can access the geotemporal matrix.
    Kiera: OK, look. I may be from the future, but that doesn’t mean I speak the language.

& Jason: Ladies, dude! Try to keep this a weapons-free zone!

--
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Σ Why Emily?!

Waiting to Exhale

Dexter 2×2

& Dexter: I will not kill my sister... I will not kill my sister... I will not kill my sister...

& Rita: No! Calm is what I was 35 minutes ago. Pissed is what I am now.

& Dexter: Hypothetical: you’re the Bay Harbor Butcher. How do you make sure disposed body stays disposed?
    Masuka: Tons of options: Everglades, alligators... pig farms, sulfuric acid, wood chipper, incinerator. Hell! Even meat pies. The mind boggles.
    Dexter: Don’t all those run the risk of contact with the outside world?
    Masuka: You got a better idea?

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& Debra: What fucking asshole left this here?!
    Special Agent Frank Lundy: It’s Special Agent Fucking Asshole.

& Dexter: If I believed in God, if I believed in sin, this is the place where I’d be sucked straight to hell... If I believed in hell.

& Dexter: You’re still here.
    Brian: I never left.
    Dexter: Yeah, you did. I killed you.
    Brian: You just took my life.

& Little Chino: Why do you care about these people?
    Dexter: Actually... I don’t.
    Little Chino: Why are you doing this to me?
    Dexter: I’m not so much doing this to you as I’m doing it for me.

& Rita: Are you an addict?
Ω Tough question.

& Dexter: If the eyes were a window to the soul, then grief is the door... As long as it’s closed, it’s the barrier between knowing and not knowing. Walk away from it and it stays closed forever. But open it, and walk through it, and pain becomes truth.

& Dexter: Rest in peace... I am.

--
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Тим Скоренко — Вдоль по лезвию слов

(Сборник рассказов)

Реванш

  “Я верчу в руке красный шар с цифрой на боку. ...

&  Я никогда не делал ей больно. Она — единственный человек, которому я никогда не делал больно. Наверное, это и есть то, что называют любовью.

&  Страх — это когда трясутся руки. Когда ты смотришь не туда, куда должен смотреть. Когда думаешь о постороннем. Страшна не вещь, которой боишься. Страшен сам страх.

  ... Они не понимают, почему Бельва плачет.”

Тихие игры

  “Больно, чёрт меня дери. ...

&  По-моему, всё потеряно только тогда, когда человека больше нет. Когда он умер. В любом другом случае всегда есть шанс. Даже если она выйдет замуж. Даже если уедет в какую-нибудь Зимбабве или Конго. Даже если будет меня ненавидеть.

&  Дома, магазины, улицы, перекрёстки, светофоры, люди-люди-люди, это ведь всё тоже Зона, только другая Зона, не мёртвая, но живая, она повсюду, и каждый, кто однажды рождается — сталкер, с самого рождения сталкер, маленький человечек в защитном костюме из розовой кожи. Он бросает гайки, чтобы провесить себе маршрут по этому городу, по этой жизни. Справа лежит Очкарик, слева лежит Пудель, а маленький человек проходит посередине, поступает в институт, женится, вертится крутится и постоянно оставляет за собой дерьмо, всё это дерьмо, которое разгребают потом другие люди, такие же маленькие люди, которые тоже женятся, крутятся и поступают, и оставляют за собой... И так — вечно.

&  Знаете, смерть — это единственное, чего стоит бояться. Она могла уехать в Америку, выйти замуж, просто ненавидеть меня, попасть в аварию и переломать все кости, да всё что угодно. И всегда оставался шанс. Смерть — единственное, после чего шансов уже нет.

  ... Здесь начинаются титры.”

---

Умереть в Риме

  “Когда придёт письмо, он будет сидеть за столом и ждать звонка. ...

&  Знающий не может ничего изменить. Вы ведь знаете своё прошлое, и вы ничего не можете изменить в нём. Точно так же тот, кто знает, что произойдёт, не может это предотвратить.
     Незнающий – может. Потому что он не знает, какой дорогой пойти. Он идёт той дорогой, которой хочет, а не той, какую предначертала ему судьба.

&  Он слишком долго прожил, чтобы сохранять надежду.

  ... Всё, что позволит нам Рим, — умереть в Риме, а не в Равенне.”

Сцена для Джона Доу

  “Сначала Мэри не поверила, что клиента зовут Джоном Доу. ...

&  Он заметно волновался. Так всегда происходит, кода всё идёт по плану. Ведь чем выше взлетишь, тем больнее падать.

  ... — Кстати, рад познакомиться. Меня зовут Джон Доу.”

Journey to Xilbalba

Falling Skies 3×9

& Matt: There’s nothing left!
Tom: Hey. There’s us. We’re left.

& Cochise: Fate is a strange thing. It grants us favor when we least expect it and deals us blows when we are least prepared for them.

& Cochise: That is the most difficult thing about war. It snatches up our loved ones. It swallows them whole. And we never have an opportunity to bid them farewell.

& Weaver: The key is we stay methodical. Dig some, listen some, never give up.
    Ben: Never give up.

& Maggie: Come on, Hal. It’s not that bad. You think it hurts to be dead? It’s living that hurts. Dead is easy.

---

& Anthony: We’re right back where we started.

& Maggie: Do you think there’s anything after?
    Hal: Like angels and heaven?

& Anthony: Hey, Doc. Beam held, huh?
    Kadar: Yep, proves that low-probability events do happen.

& Cochise: It is a long shot, at best.
    Tom: What’s the alternative? Come on. First, we bury our dead, and then we start digging like there’s no tomorrow.

--
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Mad Dogs 1×2

& Maria: It’s OK. I’m not the housekeeper.

& Tiny Blair: If you go to the police, ha! We are the police!

& Baxter: I know what he did. With the gun and the spitting. DNA. DNA! I’m like a walking fucking P-Petri dish of evidence. They can put me in any c-crime they want now.

& Woody: Bax, you’re a lawyer. What do you think we should do?
    Baxter: A corporate lawyer! I didn’t do murders, did I? I did spreadsheet frauds!

& Rick: What is somebody turns up?
    Quinn: Who?
    Rick: Other police who don’t wear masks.

Florence and the Machine — Dog Days Are Over

♪ Happiness hit her ♪
♪ Like a bullet in the head ♪

& Woody: That’s it. Our lives are over. We’re fucked. People don’t get away with stuff like this.

---

& Quinn: Why do we get some flowers as well with a little note? “Dear Jesus, sorry for stealing your massive stash of cocaine.” “Love Rick and the boys.”

& Rick: Oi! Somebody nicked his boat and half a ton of coke, I don’t think he’s going to miss a DVD player.

& Baxter: Woody’s got a heart of gold, but, let’s be honest, everything he touches turns to shit. As for Rick... He’s a fucking menace.

& Rick: Did you know that bees can count?

& Rick: I've just had a brilliant idea.
    Quinn: Please, don't share it.

& Woody: Wait a second, won't it be quicker just to...
    Rick: What?
    Woody: I can't even say it.
    Rick: What?!
    Woody: Cut his head off?
Ω Mind blowing guys.

& Maria: We would like, if you don't mind, to interview you all, one by one. Who would like to come first?..

& Maria: He says you seem tense. Maybe I should massage your shoulders?

& Maria: And you? What do you do?
    Quinn: I'm a lecturer in psychology.
    Maria: Psicologia... So, you know about good cop, bad cop?
    Quinn: Sure.
    Maria: Which do you think I am? The good cop or the bad cop?

& Rick: I'm a financial consultant.
    Maria: An accountant?
    Rick: No, not really. I advise.

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Oblivion

& Sally: Are you an effective team?
    Victoria: We are an effective team.

& Jack: Do you have any memories before the mission? Before the security wipe?
    Victoria: Our job is not to remember. Remember?

& Beech: “And how can a man die better
        Than facing fearful odds,
        For the ashes of his fathers,
        And the temples of his gods?”

& Beech: Don’t ask too many question. A part of the job description.

& Victoria: We... are... not... an effective team.

& Julia: Are we gonna die?
    Jack: No!.. Maybe.

---

& Jack: You won’t believe what’s down there.

& Julia: You know what you said to me once? You said, when it was all over, you’d build me a house on the lake. We’d grow old and fat together. Then we would fight. Maybe drink too much.
    Jack: Real romantic.
    Julia: And then we would die. And be buried in the meadow by the lake. And the world would forget about us. But we would always have each other.

& Beech: You look like shit.
    Jack: You should see the other guy.

& Jack: Dream of us.

& Jack: Everybody dies, Sally. The thing is to die well.

& Jack: Fuck you, Sally!

& Jack: If we have souls, they’re made of the love we share. Undimmed by time. Unbound by death.

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Soundtrack

Σ Boringly

Intuition

Wilfred 3×7

“Intuition is more important to
discovery than logic.”
Henry Poincaré

& Wilfred: You’re distracting my subject, Ryan.
    Ryan: Sorry.
    Anne: Oh, I don’t mind him in here. Although it is weird how dogs like to just sit there and watch you shit.

& Ryan: I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’d actually just seen my dad. It was creepy how real it felt.
    Wilfred: I had a dream like that once. I had a dream that the nation rose up to live out its true creed, that in the state of Alabama little black boys and girls were able to hold hands with little white boys and girls and walk together as brother and sister. It was creepy how real it felt.

& Ryan: Why are dogs so fascinated by watching people shit?
    Wilfred: Because we’re students, Ryan. Students of human nature. A person’s fecal expulsion technique can teach you a lot about them.

---

& Kristen: As a doctor, ethically and legally I’m not allowed to give these to you. So... just think of me as a sister with easy access to really good drugs.

& Wilfred: Do you smell it, too, Ryan?
    Ryan: Smell what?
    Wilfred: The stench of death.

& Wilfred: I told you. My gut never lies.
    Ryan: You’re a regular Scooby-Doo. ... What the hell?!
    Wilfred: You called me the S-word. That’s the most racist character ever created. “Ruh-roh!” Wh-Who talks like that?

& Ryan: You killed Jellybeans for his bandana. You’re a monster.
    Wilfred: I did it because of you, Ryan! You drove me to it. The way you went on and on about that bandana!
    Ryan: I said it was cute.
    Wilfred: Exactly! What was I supposed to do... not kill him for his bandana?

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Broken

& Dillon: So are you a lesbian?
    Skunk: No.
    Dillon: You look like a lesbian.
    Skunk: What does a lesbian look like?
    Dillon: Kind of ugly.

& Skunk: My God, Mike!
    Mike: It’s Mr Kiernan in school, Skunk. Not Mike.
    Skunk: Oh, right. Well, in that case you can call me Miss Cunningham.

---

& Mike: Um, how is Kasia?
    Skunk: Kasia’s fine.
    Mike: Will you, um, say hi to her for me? ... Do you have a message back?
    Skunk: I do... Dick.
    Mike: Excuse me?!
    Skunk: It’s what she said.

& Skunk: Say it’s okay, Dad.
    Archie: What?
    Skunk: I said I was sorry. Now you have to say it’s okay.

& Mike: That ... is the definition of courage. Right? Being afraid... but doing it anyway.

& Skunk: It’ll all go wrong, Dad. Everything always goes wrong. Why do only bad things happen?

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Mad Dogs 1×1

& Bax: I’m recording this for my daughters, Emma and Lindsay. People are going to be saying... But no matter what this looks like, you need to know... I didn’t do anything bad. I didn’t do anything wrong. And I love you both very much.

& Wood: Amy. I’ve never lied to you. Sometimes shit just happens.

& Quinn: Be true to yourself. That’s all I’ve got to say.

& Alvo: Yeah, I’d love to help you, but I’m, erm... I’m out of the business, aren’t I? ... No. Retirado. ... Ci, ci. Terminado.

& Alvo: It was a present.
    Quinn: Blimey, who buys you presents like that?
    Alvo: Someone who cares very deeply about me. Me. From me to me. The watch, the villa, the ride all came from my sweat, my toil.

& Alvo: Money can’t buy real friends, Bax. Buys you detractors. Insincerity.

& Quinn: Alright, 50 quid... says that none of you lot can go the next 24 hours without using your phone.

& Alvo: Well, don’t worry. One thing I’m not short of is balls.

Ω Too many insects, yes?

---

& Bax: It’s embarrassing isn’t it, really? Everybody else in the world speaks two languages except us.
    Quinn: I suppose, historically speaking, it was always going to be easier for us to colonise them. Rather that than learn another bloody language, hey? Drive on the left-hand side, this is a train, this is a cricket ball. Now speak ruddy English.

& Bax: See your kids much?
    Quinn: Erm... They’re at that age when having any kind of conversation with me is sort of just awkward. There’s nothing I can do or say that doesn’t make them look like they’re annoyed or embarrassed.

& Wood: So are we all, like... middle-aged now, then? How did that happen?
    Quinn: It’s like... One minute, you’re looking forward to everything. And the next minute, you’re looking over your shoulder... And you go from thinking you’re gonna live forever... to thinking you’ve got a brain tumour every time you got a headache.

& Wood: Bax, you want one?
    Bax: Yeah. I’ll take a cappuccino.
    Quinn: Isn’t it supposed to be “I’ll have a cappuccino”? Or is it the done thing to use the grammar of an American sitcom when ordering one’s coffee?

& Bax: Alvo! If you die before us, can we have your villa?
It’s already yours, man. Seriously, I put it in all your names... Then if I fall off my moped, I know you’re going to enjoy it rather than some corrupt local official. You’d do the same for me, right?

& Rick: It’s Tony Blair. Tiny Blair, more like.

--
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Σ Slowly harnessed, but rockets just in one second.

Victory

Spartacus: War of the Damned

Season 3 Episode 10

& Crassus: The passing of years hardens a man to the simple joys of life. Until all that is left is a thing of stone, cold and unforgiving.

& Laeta: You will not fall in battle against Crassus.
    Spartacus: You now hold power to pierce future’s uncertain veil?
    Laeta: I hold but faith. In a man like no other.

& Gannicus: I have had my fill of words and tearful farewells. I desire blood, and cries of our enemy.
    Spartacus: Let us make it so.

& Spartacus: Whatever happens to my people it happens because we choose for it. We decide our fates. Not you. Not the Romans. Not even the gods.

& Spartacus: There is no justice. Not in this world.
    Crassus: At last. A thing we agree upon.

& Spartacus: When we again meet, I will kill you.
    Crassus: No. You are going to try.
    Spartacus: It is all a free man can do.

---

& Spartacus: You once questioned how victory can be defined. I thought answer held in Roman deaths.
    Gannicus: A position no longer taken?
    Spartacus: Life is what defines it. Not the death of Romans. Nor ours, nor those that follow us into battle.

& Gannicus: What would you have me do?
    Spartacus: The impossible.

& Spartacus: We stand in the shadow of greater might! As their Republic cast across the lives of every man... every woman... And every child... condemned to the darkness of slavery! Forced to toil and suffer, so that those of coin and position can see their fortunes grow beyond need or purpose!.. Let us teach them, that all who draw breath are of equal worth! And that those that seek to place heel upon the throat of liberty... Will fall to the cry of freedom!

& Crassus: Raise command for ballistae and catapults!
    Caesar: You would rain death upon our own men?
    Crassus: I would end this fucking war!

& Crassus: Would that you had been born a Roman... And had stood beside me.
    Spartacus: I bless the fates... that it was not so.

& Crassus: Legends are but bone and meat of dreams. Rotting in the harsh sun of reality.

& Caesar: You forever speak of the future.
    Crassus: The past cannot be altered. The present holds but regret and loss. It is only in the days to come that a man may find solace... When memory fades.

& Spartacus: Spartacus... That is not my name.

& Spartacus: Do not shed tear. There is no greater victory... than to fall from this world... a free man.

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Σ The End

Blue on Blue

Under the Dome 1×5

& Norrie: Maybe the dome sent butterflies. Maybe it’s trying to tell us that the dome’s just a cocoon, and when it finally goes away, we’ll all get to be something new.
    Joe: You realize most caterpillars are actually eaten before they turn into butterflies?..

& Rennie: Junior? No. Why would... why would...? Why would he do something like that?

& Reverend: Jim. I received a very troubling message. I have to tell you.
    Rennie: What message?
    Reverend: From the Lord Almighty. ... He whispered one word to me. Moab.
    Rennie: Moab?
    Reverend: Moab.
    Rennie: You better check the batteries in your hearing aid, Coggins, ’cause that’s not even a word.

& Reverend: Moab was a place. A very wicked place. Much like Chester’s Mill.

& Dodee: A lot of insects use magnetic fields to navigate. If the dome is altering them, then...
    Barbie: There is no way in hell the government would stand for that. They’re not about to let this thing mess with the outside world.
    Dodee: Well, what does that mean?
    Barbie: Moab.
    Dodee: Come again?

& Barbie: Moab is not a city, it’s an acronym: MOAB... „Mother of All Bombs.” That’s what we call the largest nonnuclear missile in our arsenal.

---

& Angie: Why are you doing this?
    Rennie: Well, if we’re all gonna die today... you might as well die a free woman.

& Dodee: I thought we’re gonna be safe in those tunnels.
    Phil: From weapons of mass destruction?
    Dodee: So-so you think this is gonna be the end?
    Phil: 13 minutes, we find out.
Ω Nice timing.

& Junior: We’re not finished yet.

& Barbie: Phil... Beethoven?
    Phil: Keeps the folks mellow.

& Junior: We’re all gonna die.

End Of The World ~ Skeeter Davis

♪ Why does the sun go on shining? ♪
♪ Why does the sea rush to shore? ♪
♪ Don’t they know it’s the end of the world? ♪

& Dodee: You played this?
    Phil: Skeeter Davis. She is a legend.

& Dodee: Can I say something, Phil?
    Phil: Anything in the whole world.
    Dodee: I hate you.

& Reverend: This dome has only one master. And we are all His servants.

--
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Two and a Half Men 7×4

& Chelsea: Did I do something wrong?
    Charlie: Yeah, you anthropomorphized him.
    Chelsea: What?
    Charlie: It means treating something that’s not human as if it is. You know, like you do with your cat. Which, frankly, makes more sense.
    Chelsea: I’m starting to think Jake resents me.
    Charlie: See? You’re still doing it. Look, you can’t take it personal, he’s a teenager. You know, that awkward stage between junior high and methadone clinic.

& Melissa: How can I go back there after his fiancé called me a tramp?
    Alan: She didn’t mean it. That was just when she found out you’d slept with Charlie.
    Melissa: It doesn’t bother you, does it?
    Alan: Well, yeah, yeah, a bit. You know, but, you know, beggars can’t be choosers. And I love you!

& Alan: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to maintain a relationship... when you don’t have a place?
    Charlie: .... If I didn’t have a place of my own, I’d be worried about... more important things than a relationship. Like, you know, getting a place of my own.
    Alan: So you’re saying I’m not entitled to a relationship?
    Charlie: No. I’m saying if you can’t afford dog food, you don’t get a dog.
    Alan: Oh, great. So I’m just supposed to be alone?
    Charlie: No, you’re supposed to get your own freaking place.
    Alan: Just because you keep saying it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.

---

& Alan: I’m gonna work with Mom and she’s gonna give me a piece of the action.
    Evelyn: No, I said having an assistant would give me a little peace... so I could get some action.
    Alan: Well, whatever, it’s a start. Let’s go.
    Evelyn: No, dear, I say “let’s go.”
    Alan: Oh. Oh, okay.
    Evelyn: Let’s go. Oh, stop. Take my bag... Now let’s go. This is gonna be fun.

& Alan: So the people who own this live mostly in New York?
    Evelyn: Have homes all over the place. Probably don’t remember they have this one.
    Alan: Hardly seems fair.
    Evelyn: You want fair, go live on a kibbutz.
    Alan: Funny. How does that work exactly? Do you have to be Jewish?

& Charlie: We need to talk about your kid and my fiancé.
    Alan: I already talked to him and he promised to stay out of her underwear drawer.
    Charlie: What?!
    Alan: Not that he ever went into it. Just a precaution.

& Melissa: I wanna make love to you in every room in this house.
    Alan: I don’t see any reason why not, as long as we bring the towel. Of course, we’re gonna have to wait about a half-hour... give my erectile medication a chance to overcome my antidepressants.
    Melissa: You’re a complicated man, Alan Harper.

& Alan: First of all, let me explain the erection.

--
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Trance

& Simon: It used to be anyone could steal a painting. There was no need for a gun. All it took was a bit of muscle and some nerve. And that... was that. But not anymore. Those days are gone. A business can’t function taking big hits like that. So now we have procedures... and precautions and security measures. Now we have a policy. We have bag searches and magnetic alarms and silent scanners... and X-ray machines and cameras. Also we have drills. And the first thing they tell us is... Do not be a hero.

& Simon: So, what happens, of course, is that just as we up our game, the villains up theirs. They don’t just turn up on spec anymore. We have precautions, they have plans. They do research, they do recces. They learn about our cameras and scanners... and Ukrainian ex-naval commandos but some things don’t change. It still takes muscle and it still takes nerve...

& Simon: Remember, do not be a hero. No piece of art is worth a human life.

& Elizabeth: Why do you think he did it?
    Franck: Greed, most likely.
    Elizabeth: Does he strike you as greedy?
    Franck: Everyone is... sooner or later.

& Elizabeth: We keep secrets from lots of people, but most of all we keep them from ourselves. And we call that forgetting.

---

& Elizabeth: Sustained post hypnotic suggestion is more difficult.
    Franck: More difficult, but you can do it, right?
    Elizabeth: Not to everyone, of course.
    Franck: 5%? Correct me if I’m wrong. 5% of the population?
    Elizabeth: Yes. Can be described as extremely suggestible.
    Franck: Wow, 5%. Who’d have thought? And what can you make them do?.. Well, I’m just asking. I’m interested.
    Elizabeth: All right. Well, let’s see, if you had the right person... if you get a hold of them, dig right in... if you get them under your spell... if you work hard... and take your time... and do it right... you can make them want to do... almost... anything.

& Elizabeth: What is a person, Franck?.. What we are... is the sum of everything we’ve ever said, done and felt... all wrapped up in one unique thread which is constantly being revised and remembered. So to be yourself you have to constantly remember yourself. It’s a full-time job but that’s how it works.

& Elizabeth: To be angry is to be a victim. I’ve moved on. That’s the only real victory.

& Simon: I have free will. Don’t I?.. Don’t I?! All right, then, let’s see if I do.

& Simon: If you look at the Sistine Chapel, there’s tons of flesh but there’s no hair. The hair serves to remind us of our biology. Our origin. But without it there’s a perfection, untainted. Anyway, art moved on, as it must, it has to. But, actually, no, it was Goya’s fault. ’The Naked Maja’. After that, it’s always there, the hair. Yeah, that’s the lady. That’s modern art. No perfection anymore.

& Elizabeth: Shall I tell you something?
    Franck: I’d rather not.

& Elizabeth: All you have to do is touch the screen. Press right here... and follow my voice. The choice is yours. Do you want to remember... or... do you want to forget?

--
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Σ Overtwisted.

Luther 3×4

& Stark: So what is it... with John Luther and the people he loves?

& Schenk: John, I don’t know what to say. I don’t have the words.
Ω So do we.

& Gray: John Luther, you’re under arrest for the murder of Detective Sergeant Justin Ripley and the attempted murder of Mary Day.
Ω What? WTFFF?!?! Phhh. So cheap & stupid. The whole meaning is sacrificed in the plot favor.

& Alice: Wotcher.
Ω Alice!!

& Alice: If you’re going to go on the run you’re going to have to, er, lose the coat.
    Luther: It’s my lucky coat.
    Alice: Lucky?! Right. Well, I would take it back to the shop, if I was you. Get your money back. It’s obviously defective.

& Alice: You assert this fabulous moral conscience, John. This adherence to unwritten law. Yet, time and again, it devastates the people you claim to hold dear, but you don’t stop. It seems to me your conscience has killed more people than I have.

& Alice: Some little girls grow up wanting ponies. I always wanted to be a widow.

& Alice: In principle, I pity her. She’s not what you want. She’s what you want to want.
    Luther: What is it I want exactly?
    Alice: We’re not talking about that.

& Alice: So what’s the plan, Stan?

---

& Luther: First step. You’re Thomas Marwood. You want to kill the man that killed your wife. But Milan Knizac is in prison. So how would you do it?
    Alice: With leverage. Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and... I can move the world.

& Alice: I’m as guilty as sin. Name it, I’ve done it. But... John’s as innocent as I am culpable. So I suppose the question I’m here to ask is which matters more? Punishing my guilt?.. Or proving John’s innocence?

& Luther: Alice, Mary and I...
    Alice: Oh, do be serious. You’ll be bored silly by the end of the week.
    Luther: You and I are...
    Alice: What?
    Luther: Well...

& Mary: What’s that?
    Alice: Proof you shouldn’t need of the kind of man John Luther actually is. When Stark and the lesbian get back, you show them this. Oh, and if you ever betray him like this again... I’ll kill you and eat you. How does that sound?

& Alice: So I’ve got bullets, but no gun. That’s quite Zen.

& Marwood: It’s ugly, isn’t it? Being impotent. Being degraded by a violent man that you’ll never get to punish.

& Alice: Sorry, couldn’t resist.

& Alice: You really do need to lose the coat.
Ω That’s it. No more Luther. :^\

& Alice: So... now what?
Ω It'll be a completely different story.
--
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Strange Brew

Falling Skies 3×8

& Rebecca: That must have been some dream. You were flailing and kicking all night.
    Tom: Aliens invaded.
    Rebecca: Fun.

& Tom: I was just thinking about how beautiful you are.
    Rebecca: You are awfully sentimental this morning.
    Tom: Well, some days, you just wake up and realize what a lucky man you are.
Ω WTF?

Ω Anthony’s a dean? And Tom’s a candidate to replace him? How Freudian...

& Anne Glass’ husband: Boston, New York, Chicago, Jacksonville. Where are you taking my wife, Professor?
    Tom: What is the deal with these four cities?

& Pope: I underestimated you... I believe it was Schopenhauer who said that every parting creates a foretaste of death, every coming together again a foretaste of the resurrection... A driving force for infidelity if there ever was one.

& Tom: Who’s Anne Glass?
Ω Who’s John Galt?

---

& Tom: I think somebody’s trying to gaslight me. Does that sound insane?
    Pope: Of course not. Like, you historians... you’re always obsessed with organizing chaotic tangles of random, absurd events and then trying to organize them into tidy, little orderly narratives and explaining them.

& Pope: Mason, it’s no joke. Honestly, it’s what Baudrillard called the simulacrum. That’s where you can’t tell your life from your dreams and your dreams from your life, all right. Trust me. Just stop trying to find meaning in it all. Just embrace it, all right?

& Tom: Go to hell!
    Karen: In case you haven’t noticed... this is hell.

& Peralta: I hope to God we’re not making a mistake.
    Weaver: We all hope that.

& Pope: We’re going ahead with the mission?
    Weaver: The tactical details are “need to know.” Our target... “need to know.” The President does not need to know. That’s how we play it.

& Weaver: It’s not enough to win this war, Pope. We got to be worthy of winning it. And by God, we will be.

--
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Σ Long-sinking insanity. It was nice. Till some point. After which it has become annoying.

Fast & Furious 6

& Hobbs: I read your file. Top of your class at FLETC. Cairo, Tunis. Youngest RSO ever in Afghanistan. Hell, if you’re half as good as you are on paper, we’re going to get along just fine.

& Hicks: I got you five minutes with this guy.
    Hobbs: I only need two.

& — Is that legal?
    Hicks: No. But are you going to go in there and tell him?

& Oakes: I’ve got rights, you asshole!
    Hobbs: Not today.

& Hobbs: Woman, you just don’t pick up Owen Shaw like he’s groceries. If you want to catch wolves, you need wolves. Let’s go hunting.

& Hobbs: I like it here. It’s quiet.
    Toretto: Nice weather, and no extradition.

& Hobbs: I need your help, Dom. I need your team.
Ω Finally!

& Toretto: You’ve got the best crew in the world standing right in front of you, give them a reason to stay.

& Toretto: This is different. We’re not dealing with cops, we’re not dealing with drug dealers. This is a whole different level.
    Roman: We’re getting paid, right?

---

& Tej: Guys, I got the Rover.
    Roman: Okay, I got... Whatever the hell that thing is.

& Roman: This is crazy. We are not in Brazil. So, now we got cars flying in the air? On some 007-type shit? This is not what we do!
    Tej: Man, you really got to check that emotion. Your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby-Doo. “This is not what we... doooooo!”

& Toretto: You don’t turn your back on family... Even when they do.

& Tej: It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.
    Hobbs: It sounds like a marriage.
    Tej: Yeah, but with cars, when you trade up, they don’t take half your shit.

& Toretto: You want bloody? We could do bloody.

& Toretto: We all got a weak spot.

& Shaw: You know, when I was young, my brother always used to say, “Every man has to have a code.” Mine? Precision. A team is nothing but pieces you switch out until you get the job done. It’s efficient. It works. But you?.. You’re loyal to a fault. Your code is about family. And that’s great in the holidays, but it makes you predictable. And in our line of work, predictable means vulnerable. And that means I can reach out and break you whenever I want.
    Toretto: At least when I go, I’ll know what it’s for.
    Shaw: Well, at least you have a code... Most men don’t.

& Hicks: There’s nothing here.
    Hobbs: There’s never nothing. There’s always something.

& Tej: Uh, guys, we gotta come up with another plan. They got a tank.
    Roman: I’m sorry, did somebody just say “a tank”?!?!

& Roman: Who’s got a plan B?
    Tej: Plan B? We need a plan C, D, E. We need more alphabets!

& Roman: Somebody better do something! I got a tank on my ass!

& Letty: Wrong team, bitch.

& Hobbs: Name your price, Dom.
    Toretto: 1327.

& Roman: This is gonna be awkward.
    — But sexy as hell!

& Toretto: Until next time.
    Hobbs: Until next time.

& Ian Shaw: Dominic Toretto. You don’t know me... But you're about to.

--
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Continuum 2×11

& Kiera: What, they keep them?!
    CMR Tech: I’ve heard the archives go back years.
    Kiera: The entire time I’ve had the implant, every waking moment. Someone can access that?!
    CMR Tech: It’s for your protection. Isn’t that what they say?
    Kiera: It’s my life! Every second, every hour, every day...
    CMR Tech: I know. Nanotechnology is amazing.

& Kiera: If they have access to everyone’s email accounts, what’s next?

& Martin: And if I can’t deliver? I wind up like the last mayor?
    Travis: With one big difference. She died quick and painlessly...

& Kiera: Julian, stop playing games. There are no TV cameras here, and this isn’t our first psychopath rodeo.

& Alec: He’s safe as long as he keeps on moving. Once he comes to rest long enough, we’ll be there to haul in his ass!
    Kiera: Excuse me?!
    Alec: You know, you’ll make the arrest.
    Kiera: Oh yeah, that’s what I thought you said.

---

& Kellogg: What does he want with anti-matter? And try not to say it in ’nerd’.

& Kellogg: Think nefarious. Also, underhanded, amoral, and greedy.
    Alec: Are we still talking about Escher?

& Kiera: Lucas is convinced he can see Kagame?
    Kellogg: See him, hear him. Play chess with him, you name it. Crazy plus dead equals chaos.

& Betty: You might wanna hit refresh on your breaking news.

& Kiera: What good can come from a program that tramples individual privacy?

& Travis: Any last words?
    Sonya: .... Do it!
Ω _Just_ do it?

& Dillon: I thought about what you said. About coming clean. Holding a news conference, owning up to everything... That time has passed. Now is not the time to show weakness. Public outrage runs the length of the news cycle. Today it’s focussed on us. Tomorrow it’ll be something else. Then we can move on to doing what needs to be done.

& Emily: You’re not just responsible for what you do with your invention, Alec, but also for what others do with it.

& ’Kagame’: Welcome to your new home.

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It's Alive!

Dexter 2×1

& Dexter: Tonight’s the night... and it’s going to happen again, and again. Has to happen. It’s not what I want, for what I want doesn’t matter. This is the only way I know how to survive. I’m coiled and ready to strike... Although a spare will do.

& Dexter: I wish I could have fun. With Doakes tailing me, my life’s been all Jekyll and no Hyde. No moon-lit play dates, no late night social calls. Not one.
    Angel: Don’t forget: tell the universe what you need.
    Dexter: I really need... to kill somebody.

---

& Dexter: A blind man. Not very sporting, I know. But I’m not one to discriminate based on race, gender or disability.

& Dexter: 39 days, 22 hours and 18 minutes since I killed my brother. I am cursed.

& Harry: Killing yourself is not the answer! You don’t get points for dying!
    Dexter: Dying? Dad, I don’t wanna die! I’m just trying to figure out some way to feel alive!

& Debra: Did you hear that? Thirty bags! Do you know what that means? There might be a new mass murderer out there, way worse than the Ice Truck Killer. Maybe I can finally get some peace! Isn’t that great?
    Dexter: .... It’s amazing!

--
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Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Two and a Half Men 7×3

& Judith: Just because they give 15-year-olds permits doesn’t mean they’re ready.
    Jake: I’ve been driving for years! “Grand Theft Auto 1,” “Grand Theft Auto 2...” I never ran over anybody but pimps and crack whores.
    Alan: Jake!
    Jake: Sorry, crack prostitutes.

& Judith: Don’t go there, Alan.
    Alan: Go where? I’m not implying that someone other than Herb... could be the father, even though that someone... did have unprotected sex with you nine months before the birth of a child... that looks suspiciously like that someone... You get that I’m talking about me, right?

& Charlie: For God’s sake, the cat doesn’t think anything except maybe: “Mm, fish, I’ll eat it.” Or, “Ooh, sand, I’ll crap in it.”

---

& Jake: Doesn’t even look like a cat anymore...
    Charlie: Nope.
    Jake: More like a cat pancake. “Catcake...” Sorry.

& Charlie: So we’re agreed, we will never speak of this again.
    Jake: Well, that kind of depends on you, doesn’t it?..
    Charlie: I’ve already got the shovel, Jake. I can dig another hole.

& Chelsea: Sir Lancelot! You’ve been a bad kitty cat. I’ve been so worried about you.
    Charlie: Okay, I’m confused.
    Jake: If that’s Sir Lancelot, then what did we squash?
    Charlie: Your hope of ever getting behind the wheel of my car again.
    Jake: Oh, man.
    Charlie: Leverage is a fickle bitch, my friend.

& Jake: Looks like the fickle bitch is back.

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The Dead and the Dying

Spartacus: War of the Damned

Season 3 Episode 9

& Gannicus: Was his end as he had always dreamed? In glorious battle?
    Naevia: In battle, yes. Though robbed of glory.

& Tiberius: I shall stand as my father, unforgiving in command.
    Crassus: ... Was it so short a span, when he stood uncertain boy?
    Caesar: Such days have faded from memory. He stands a man now. And I wish for him all that he deserves.

& Naevia: If Crassus had fallen that night, then Crixus would yet be of this world.
    Kore: I am moved by your loss. Yet I cannot be held for it.
    Naevia: We are all held for our actions. The choices we make. The things that we do. And those that we should have.

& Kore: We cannot reverse the sun. Nor relive days past.
    Naevia: No. We can but brace against uncertain future. And when moment presents, balance scale against those who have most deeply wounded heart.

& Tiberius: Honored Pompey. My father sends regret that he could not...
    Spartacus: The regret is mine. I had hoped to embrace the Imperator himself. Yet fate delivers mere shadow of the name Crassus.

& Naevia: Games?
    Spartacus: To honor the fallen. And give comfort to those left in death’s wake.

& Spartacus: The past is seldom as we would have it. The future yet to be known. Embrace the present, and strike all else from concern.

---

& Sibyl: I have never laid eyes upon the games.
    Gannicus: They are but dim reflection of their glory...
    Sibyl: You speak as if heart yearns for such days.
    Gannicus: To return to shackle and lash, no. To stand upon the sands again... To know a clear purpose of who you are and what must be done... That is a thing that calls to all of my kind.

Ω Impressive fight.

& Spartacus: Gannicus! Take position!
    Gannicus: Two Romans seem to deliver no contest! Send three, so that I may deliver proper tribute!

& Laeta: Gannicus seeks to best you?
    Spartacus: Gladiators seek to best all. It is the only way to survive in the arena.

& Caesar: You mad bitch! Do you know what you have done?!
    Kore: I have balanced fucking scale.

& Kore: Marcus...
    Crassus: From this day forth... you shall address me as Dominus.

& Spartacus: All those who are able shall make final stand against Rome. And this I promise you. We will live free... or join our brothers in death!

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Σ Shall final countdown begin.

Delusion

Wilfred 3×6

"Truth may sometimes hurt, but
delusion harms."
Vanna Bonta

& Ryan: If you’re so upset about it, why are you wagging your tail?
    Wilfred: Sarcastically, Ryan.

& Wilfred: Well, she’s getting up there in years. What about a book on how to play bridge or a sewing kit?
    Ryan: Jenna’s only turning 30. That’s not that old.
    Wilfred: Yes, it is. I’m, like, nine. I can’t even imagine turning 30.
    Ryan: Every human year is seven dog years. You’re 63.
    Wilfred: Holy shit. I’m, like... old.
    Ryan: Come on. You’ve still got a lot of life ahead of you.
    Wilfred: This is terrible. That means I’ve got 42, maybe 49 years left?

& Wilfred: And then after I’m gone, all the wondrous things I’ve done: the adventures, the hijinks, the naps in between... it’ll all be forgotten.
    Ryan: You’ll live on, Wilfred. I’ll tell my kids about you.
    Wilfred: I appreciate that, Ryan, but to have kids you need to have sex.

& Wilfred: I’ve never really been a taco guy. I don’t speak Spanish, so...

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& Kristen: Why weren’t you waiting for me in the driveway to help me?
    Ryan: You’re an hour early.
    Kristen: So?

& Wilfred: I looked in the mirror again this morning. Guess what I found?.. 8,867,322 gray hairs.

& Wilfred: You can’t put genius on hold! Dude, the Muses are basically all up on my nuts right now!

& Jenna: You know, when I was little, my mom used to yell out at me in public, “Susab!”
    Ryan: “Susab?”
    Jenna: It’s an acronym. “Stand Up Straight And Breath mint.”

& Wilfred: Listen, I’ve got some great new ideas. The Muses have basically been taking turns sitting on my face for the last two hours.

& Ryan: Jenna, there’s something I have to tell you. I... I’m not feeling that well.

& Wilfred: You’ve never heard of werewolves? Oh, Ryan, wait until you hear about these creatures. They start off just like normal guys, like, charming, handsome, just... normal. Then, once a month, they magically transform into these evil, grotesque humans for, like, 29 days.

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Джеймс Уайт — Большая операция

Космический госпиталь — 3

  “Далеко-далеко, на самом краю Галактики, там, где скопления звезд редки и царит почти абсолютная тьма, в пространстве зависло колоссальное сооружение — Главный госпиталь двенадцатого сектора. ...

&  Быть неправым, доктор, бесконечно предпочтительней, чем быть глупцом.

&  — Самое мое любимое лекарство — это еда.

&  — Вам известно, что я не ем на людях, поскольку иначе не замедлит сложиться впечатление, что я ничем не выделяюсь среди всех остальных.

&  Забота о собственном удовольствии — явная реакция на затянувшийся приступ служебного рвения.

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&  Знать обо всем, значит прощать все.

&  — Беспокойство, исключительно бесполезное занятие, если только вы, конечно, не делаете это громко и прилюдно.

&  — Доктор, будьте подружелюбней. Если их невозможно одолеть, пусть становятся под ваши знамена.

&  Невынутая дубинка приносит гораздо лучшие и более долговременные результаты, чем та, которая слишком занята раскалыванием черепов.

  ... — Какой маленький, не правда ли?”

Звёздный хирург (Космический госпиталь—2)

Скорая помощь (Космический госпиталь—4) (будет (בהנ"ו))

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Two and a Half Men 7×2

& Melissa: Now, you listen to me, Alan Harper. You are a strong, assertive man. I know that because I couldn’t be with you... if you were anything less.
    Alan: Oh, well, yeah, I am. You know, I don’t wanna flaunt my strong assertiveness... by, you know, asking for stuff.

& Evelyn: Hello, Charlie? It’s your mother. Remember me? The woman who carried you in her womb... for roughly seven and a half months? Anyway, I’d say call me, but what’s the point? I’ve long since given up expecting any kind of consideration or...
    Chelsea: Seven and a half months?!
    Charlie: She said, “If God wanted us to lose our figures... he wouldn’t have invented C-sections and incubators.”

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& Alan: Remember that time Mom took us on that Caribbean cruise? We had our own cabin?
    Charlie: Yeah... Took us three days to figure out Mom was on another boat.
    Alan: Good times.
    Charlie: Mm.

& Alan: Wanna watch some porn first?
    Charlie: No.
    Alan: Why not?
    Charlie: I’m drunk in bed in a hotel room with my brother... and you wanna know why I don’t wanna watch porn?
    Alan: Okay. Okay, I get it. You don’t wanna watch porn... Mind if I watch?

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Evil Dead

& — We caught the bitch.

& Teenager: Daddy, what is that? I just want you to hold me and take me home. Please! Please, stop!.. I will rip your soul out, Daddy. I’ll rip your soul out, you pathetic fuck!

& Mia: Let’s do this. Promise me you’ll stay with me until the end.
    David: I’m not going anywhere.
    Mia: Cross your heart.
    David: Okay... Hope to die.

& Olivia: We’re right here. We’re all here. We’re not going anywhere.

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& David: Look, you know it’s all in your head, Mia. Just try to get it together.

& Abomination Mia: I can smell your filthy soul. Kiss me, you dirty cunt!

& David: I can’t do this. This time... the only fucking way... is the hard way!

& Abomination Mia: He’s coming.

& Abomination Mia: You’re gonna die here, you pathetic junkie!
    Mia: I’ve had enough of this shit!

& Abomination Mia: I will feast on your soul!
    Mia: Feast on this motherfucker!

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation

& Duke: Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly?

& Duke: Brother Block, as always, would you mind leading us in a few words, please, sir?
    Roadblock: In the immortal words of Jay-Z...
“Whatever deity may guide my life,
dear Lord, don’t let me die tonight.
But if I shall, before I wake,
I accept my fate.”
    Hell, yeah?
    — Hell, yeah!

& Zartan: Everybody wants to rule the world.

& Warden James: It’s a pleasure. I’m a very big fan. I love the black. It’s very Johnny Cash. Come. Welcome to Einsargen.

& Firefly: I busted out of eight prisons. But I only broke into one.

& Zartan: Not easy to sneak out of that big, white, 11-bedroom, 35-and-a-half bath...

& Zartan: You know, they call it a waterboard, but I never get bored.

& Jaye: What if... the President isn’t the President?..

& General Colton: I’ll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks.
Ω Hoo-ah.

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& Roadblock: I think I’m faster than you, Snake Eyes. ... Damn Ninjas!

& General Colton: I was actually thinking about something a little more your size... Try not to scratch her up. Idles a little rough in neutral.
    Roadblock: I ain’t gonna be in neutral.

& General Colton: Brenda’s with my team.
    Roadblock: Roger that.
    Jaye: Does Brenda get a vote?
    General Colton: Negative.
    Jaye: You need a pen?
    General Colton: I need your help.

& Zartan: This country is at war. With you and you and you and you and you and you.

& Jaye: You all right?
    General Colton: My cholesterol’s a little high.

& Zartan: Well, the good news is, no global warming summit next month.

& — What is it you want?
    Cobra Commander: I want it all. The Cobra revolution has begun.

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Mia & David

Dates 1×9

& Stephen: Believe me, I’m going to make it worth your while.

& Stephen: You know when you meet someone you have a... total, instant connection to? Spiritually, sexually, everything.
    Mia: Maybe.

& Frankie: So... who won? He lost, but who won?
    Mia: Well, no-one... won.
    Frankie: So, you just... build a tower, and make it fall down?
    Mia: Yeah. It’s fun.
    Frankie: It’s fun, but stupid.

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& Stephen: Mia, I need to look at David’s hand. Where’s the bathroom?
    David: It’s in here.

& Stephen: I love London. It’s all... It’s just... It’s all there, laid out for you. You can just... mess about, do whatever you want. So you don’t... you don’t really know where you’re going or what you’re doing. You have all these stories in... in your head, and excuses or reasons... as to why you can’t stop... passing the time. And eventually you think... “I’m a fuck-up.”
    Mia: Just two big, fat fuck-ups.

& David: You see, you say you’re looking for love. What are you going to do about it?

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Σ It was... intriguing. And often spectacular. Season 2’s wanted!

818-jklpuzo

Two and a Half Men 7×1

& Mia: Let me give you my number.
    Charlie: You still at 696-336-725?
    Mia: Yeah. I can’t believe you remember it.
    Charlie: Well, I have a little memory trick. You change the numbers to letters, it spells out “oxofempal.”

& Jake: Hey, Berta, what do you know about Percocet?
    Berta: Three of them with a Mickey’s Big Mouth... can make you run buck-naked through a Taco Bell.

& Berta: That’s a pretty mouth, but it ain’t made for singing.
    Jake: What’s it made for?
    Alan: Eating!
    Jake: Oh. I thought maybe she meant oral sex.

& Chelsea: So how’d it go?
    Charlie: Well, um, how can I put this? She’s the picture you stick on the cover of an album... by a fat girl who can actually sing.

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& Charlie: Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.
    Dr. Linda: No problem, Charlie, just as long as you’re willing to pay my weekend rates.
    Charlie: You’ve got weekend rates?
    Dr. Linda: Yep, and you probably don’t wanna waste time haggling.

& Charlie: Well, you might not think it’s a big emergency, but trust me, it is.
    Dr. Linda: Okay.
    Charlie: I’m really constipated.
    Dr. Linda: You do realize which end of the body I specialize in?
    Charlie: I know, I know. I’m not here for an enema.
    Dr. Linda: Good, because that couch isn’t Scotchgarded.

& Charlie: I’m thinking it’s psychosomatic... because I’ve tried coffee, fiber, laxatives... and something my housekeeper said was a suppository... but I now suspect was a practical joke.
    Dr. Linda: All right. So psychosomatic constipation.
    Charlie: Good name for a rock band, huh?
    Dr. Linda: Weekend rates, Charlie...

& Dr. Linda: As soon as you pick one, you can go two.
    Charlie: What happens if I can’t pick?
    Dr. Linda: I don’t know. C-section?

& Charlie: Anyway, she said I have to resolve the conflict... because my emotions are connected to my lower intestine.
    Alan: That makes sense. You think with your penis and your head’s up your ass.

& Charlie: The baby just kicked.
    Alan: Baby?
    Charlie: Well, it’s not technically a baby, but we know it’s gonna look like you.

& Andrew: Maybe we could sweeten her vocals with some reverb... a little echo, lay guitar over it.
    Charlie: We could lay car horns and barking dogs over it. Won’t help.

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Born Free

Dexter 1×12

& Ruby: Shh, I’m just checking the supplies, okay?

& LaGuerta: What happened here, Dexter?
    Dexter: I... couldn’t find the remote.

& Dexter: Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.

& Doakes: Lab geek... My ass!

& Dexter: Does it have to be Deb?
    Ruby: It’s the only way.

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& Ruby: Who am I?
    Dexter: A killer... without reason or regret. You’re free.
    Ruby: You can be that way, too.
    Dexter: What about the code?
    Ruby: Damn it, Dex, you don’t have a code! Harry did.

& Ruby: You can’t be a killer and a hero. It doesn’t work that way!

& Debra: Why me, Dex? Why’d he choose me?
    Dexter: You’re just lucky, I guess.

& Dexter: I can give you more tranquilizer if you want. It’s a service I don’t usually offer.

& Dexter: You’re the only one I ever wanted to set free.
    Ruby: You’re the one that needs setting free, little brother.

& Rita: Who knows? You might even find I can handle the truth.

& Dexter: Doakes always sensed I was hiding something... Now he knows. My devil danced with his demon, and the fiddler’s tune is far from over.

& Dexter: Yeah, they see me. I’m one of them... in their darkest dreams.

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