Two and a Half Men 7×3
Jake: I’ve been driving for years! “Grand Theft Auto 1,” “Grand Theft Auto 2...” I never ran over anybody but pimps and crack whores.
Alan: Jake!
Jake: Sorry, crack prostitutes.
& Judith: Don’t go there, Alan.
Alan: Go where? I’m not implying that someone other than Herb... could be the father, even though that someone... did have unprotected sex with you nine months before the birth of a child... that looks suspiciously like that someone... You get that I’m talking about me, right?
& Charlie: For God’s sake, the cat doesn’t think anything except maybe: “Mm, fish, I’ll eat it.” Or, “Ooh, sand, I’ll crap in it.”
& Jake: Doesn’t even look like a cat anymore...
Charlie: Nope.
Jake: More like a cat pancake. “Catcake...” Sorry.
& Charlie: So we’re agreed, we will never speak of this again.
Jake: Well, that kind of depends on you, doesn’t it?..
Charlie: I’ve already got the shovel, Jake. I can dig another hole.
& Chelsea: Sir Lancelot! You’ve been a bad kitty cat. I’ve been so worried about you.
Charlie: Okay, I’m confused.
Jake: If that’s Sir Lancelot, then what did we squash?
Charlie: Your hope of ever getting behind the wheel of my car again.
Jake: Oh, man.
Charlie: Leverage is a fickle bitch, my friend.
& Jake: Looks like the fickle bitch is back.
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