Two and a Half Men 6×24
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: I mean, was it perfunctory or was there subtext?
Jake: Perfunctory... That could be my rap name. MC Perfunctory.
& Chelsea: The question is: Are you happy? Are you available?
Charlie: Oh, come on, Chels. What kind of question is that? No, I’m not available, and I’m certainly not happy... You know what I mean!
Chelsea: I hope so.
Charlie: Yep. I’m a happy and lucky man. Happy, happy, happy. Lucky, lucky, lucky. And wet. I’m kind of wet.
& Jake: Okay. So there’s this guy who on the highway Where he hits like a moose or something. And he loses control of his car and crashes into a truck full of toxic waste. And when he wakes up in the hospital, he’s part car and part animal. Car-nimal.
& Jake: What’s your idea?
Alan: You really interested?
Jake: Sure.
Alan: Well, it’s, uh... it’s about a man, uh, who’s at a crossroads in his life, uh, coming to terms with, uh, loss and... and mortality.
Jake: You know what you could call it?
Alan: What?
Jake: Boring.
Alan: Thank you.
Jake: Rated G... A-Y.
& Charlie: Alan, hit your kid for me.
Alan: Do we really want to risk more brain damage?
Jake: Thanks for sticking up for me, dad.
& Judith: My water just broke.
Herb: Are you sure?
Judith: .... Yes, I’m sure.
Berta: I ain’t cleaning that up!
& Charlie: ...The passion of a new relationship going forever, but I kind of miss it. Maybe it’s just that the grass always looks greener, you know?
Petey: You see this cooler?
Charlie: Yeah.
Petey: It’s carrying two light beers, a half a ham sandwich and my thumb. So you’ll excuse me if I lack a certain degree of interest in your romantic dilemma.
Charlie: .... You got beer?
& Charlie: How’s the screenplay coming?
Alan: Great.
Charlie: Still on page one?
Alan: Yeah, but now it really sizzles.
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Σ "to be continued," huh? At the most interesting!
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