Two and a Half Men 6×22
Charlie: Well, excuse me for being old-fashioned, I’m just not comfortable with us living in sin.
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No, no, no, it’s not the sin I object to, it’s the living in it.
& Jake: You going to eat your pickle?
Alan: Yes, I’m going to eat my pickle.
Jake: But you’re almost done with your sandwich, and your pickle’s just sitting there.
Alan: I like to eat it last.
Jake: How very European of you.
& Chelsea: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t be living here.
Charlie: I can give you several.
Berta: This ought to be good.
Chelsea: Go ahead.
Charlie: Oh, you mean right now?
Berta: Dance, monkey, dance.
& Alan: Let me ask you a question. What did you think was gonna happen when you and Chelsea got married?
Charlie: Honestly, I never thought that far ahead. I figured we could stretch the engagement thing out for a couple of years, and by then, who knows. Maybe I’d die, maybe she’d get fat.
& Chelsea: You want me to move in?
Charlie: Yes. I thought about it, and you were right. Which is not to say I was wrong, but,uh... Okay, I was wrong.
& Charlie: You brought the cat?
Chelsea: Of course I brought the cat. What did you think I was gonna do with him?
Charlie: I don’t know. Return him to the wild?
Chelsea: You’re being ridiculous.
Charlie: Is it ridiculous to want the turds in my bathroom to be human?
& Alan: The cat aside, you do know it was wrong to storm out the way you did.
Charlie: Of course I know. I’m an ass,not an idiot.
Alan: One does not preclude the other.
& Alan: You realize this has nothing to do with the cat or the towels or the pillows,don’t you?
Charlie: Tell you what. Here’s 20 bucks. Don’t tell me what it’s really about.
& Gordon: What happened to that beautiful woman that used to lived here?
Charlie: She lives with me in Malibu. We’re engaged.
Gordon: And you’re hanging out here all alone?
Charlie: Yup.
Gordon: You know what you are, Mr. Harper?
Charlie: What?
Gordon: A genius.
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