Two and a Half Men 7×2
Alan: Oh, well, yeah, I am. You know, I don’t wanna flaunt my strong assertiveness... by, you know, asking for stuff.
& Evelyn: Hello, Charlie? It’s your mother. Remember me? The woman who carried you in her womb... for roughly seven and a half months? Anyway, I’d say call me, but what’s the point? I’ve long since given up expecting any kind of consideration or...
Chelsea: Seven and a half months?!
Charlie: She said, “If God wanted us to lose our figures... he wouldn’t have invented
& Alan: Remember that time Mom took us on that Caribbean cruise? We had our own cabin?
Charlie: Yeah... Took us three days to figure out Mom was on another boat.
Alan: Good times.
Charlie: Mm.
& Alan: Wanna watch some porn first?
Charlie: No.
Alan: Why not?
Charlie: I’m drunk in bed in a hotel room with my brother... and you wanna know why I don’t wanna watch porn?
Alan: Okay. Okay, I get it. You don’t wanna watch porn... Mind if I watch?
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