The One with George Stephanopoulos

Friends 1×4

Monica: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
Ross: Joey, uh, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm... I'm so sorry.

Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. And it was totally... not worth it.

Rachel: Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

Nurse Sizemore: It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.

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