The Bite

Stranger Things 3×7

Dustin Henderson: Are you gonna die on us?
Robin: We all die, my strange little child friend. It's just a matter of how... and when.

Dustin Henderson: Okay, it's official. I'm never having kids.

Erica Sinclair: What are we doing here?
Dustin Henderson: We're laying low. Cooling off. Like Oswald.
Erica Sinclair: Oswald was found in a theater and shot to death.
Dustin Henderson: A week later.

Joyce Byers: That's right! We're on our way to rescue our children from the big, bad Fourth of July celebration!

Murray Bauman: Yes, yes, he's a brute. I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and, gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but, admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack. And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt. And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So, please, for my sake, either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes, and get it over with already!

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Dr. Alexei: What was that?
Murray Bauman: I told them they should have sex.
Dr. Alexei: They have not had sex?

Robin: So, like, I wasn't totally focused in there or anything, but... I'm pretty sure... that mom was trying to bang her son.
Steve Harrington: Wait, wait, the hot chick was Alex P. Keaton's mom?
Robin: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Steve Harrington: But they're the same age!
Robin: No, but he went back in time.
Steve Harrington: Then why is it called Back to the Future?
Robin: He has to go back to the future because he's in the past. So, the future is actually the present, which is his time.
Steve Harrington: Wh... What?

Mike Wheeler: How do you even drink that?
Lucas Sinclair: Because it's delicious.
— What?!
Lucas Sinclair: It's like Carpenter's The Thing. The original is a classic, no question about it. But the remake... Sweeter, bolder... better.
Mike Wheeler: You're insane.
Lucas Sinclair: So, you prefer the original Thing?
Mike Wheeler: What? No, I'm not talking about The Thing, I'm talking about New Coke.
Lucas Sinclair: It's the same concept, dude.
Mike Wheeler: Uh, actually, it's not the same concept.
Lucas Sinclair: It is the same concept.
Mike Wheeler: No, it's not!
Lucas Sinclair: Yes, it is!

Karen Wheeler: They make an odd couple, don't they?
Ted Wheeler: Well, it's like they say, there's someone for everyone.

Dustin Henderson: What are you not comprehending? Am I not speaking English? We have a full-blown Red Dawn situation.

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