The One with the East German Laundry Detergent

Friends 1×5

Ross: Not a big deal? It's amazing. You just reach in, there's one little maneuver, and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned... there is nothing a guy can do that comes close. Am I right?

Joey: You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Phoebe: What I don't get is the way guys can do so many mean things... and then not even care.
Ross: .... Multiple orgasms!

Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Rachel: Does anybody want anything else?
Ross: Yeah. Last week you had a wonderful nutty, chocolate-y, kind of cake-y pie thing that... Nothing. I'm fine.

Phoebe: Have a good breakup.

Ross: Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites.
Rachel: Whites. Okay.
Ross: A whole other machine for your colors.
Rachel: Colors.
Ross: And then a third for your, uh... delicates. And that would be your bras... and your... underpanty things.
Rachel: Okay, well, these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or with delicates?
Ross: That would be a judgment call.

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