The One Where Nana Dies Twice

Friends 1×8

Shelly: Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. Does it get better than this?

Shelly: Question: You're not dating, are you? I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: You see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive...

Chandler: Okay. I'm gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.

Ross: You know, uh, how the nurse said Nana had passed? Well, she's not quite.
Judy Geller: What?!
Ross: She's not passed. She's present. She's back.

Monica: Now she's passed.

Judy Geller: Come here, sweetheart. You know... I think it's time for you to start using night cream.

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