Turning Biminese

Dexter 3×5

& Dexter: Every man needs his privacy. Some more than others. But that’s why God created golf.

& Dexter: ’How many times have I walked down this sidewalk? Sun in my face. Cool ocean breeze on my skin. Taken a dip in the pool to relax, appreciating the wisdom of those three little words — no children allowed. Are those times gone forever?’

& Debra: You know, I can take inappropriate Masuka. I can take porn-loving Masuka. I can even take flatulent Masuka. But this dress-shoe-wearing, “please and thank you” zombie Masuka is fucking creeping me out.

& Dexter: ’I understand that, as man and wife, Rita and I will have to live under the same roof. So why is it the only word echoing in my head is...’ No.

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& Masuka: ... That’s not opinion. That’s science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.
    Debra: And he’s back.

& Harry: It’s about priorities, Dexter. You’re gonna have to choose which one is your mistress and which one is your wife. And more importantly, which one comes first.

& Miguel: Dexter, you and I, we’re the same.
    Dexter: No one is like me!
    Miguel: You’re wrong.

& Miguel: Hey, I see who you are.
    Dexter: No, you can’t. No one can.
    Miguel: You have nothing to explain to me. Nothing to apologize for. Ever. I’m with you. I’m behind you. And I respect you.

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