The Big Bang Theory 7×2
Penny: I didn’t tell Sheldon, so we could have a few days alone.
Leonard: Oh, that is so romantic.
Penny: Uh, sure, that’s why I did it.
& Sheldon: Penny, it’s your lucky day! Three of the eggs are clearly not jumbo. Grab your keys.
& Sheldon: Uh, Stuart, I was wondering if you could help me find something.
Stuart: Happy to, unless it’s hope or a reason to live.
Sheldon: Oh, you make me laugh, sad clown. Anyhoo...
& Howard: I’m sorry, I’ve been kind of snippy lately. It’s probably this stupid diet I’m on.
Raj: Why are you on a diet?
Howard: I’ve put on a couple pounds. Had to buy these pants in the men’s section.
& Leonard: And this is me doing the Titanic pose on the boat.
Penny: Ah.
Leonard: And... oh. That’s me getting rescued after I fell in.
Penny: Oh.
& Leonard: I’m gonna hit the head. That’s what us salty sea dogs say when we have to go pee-pee.
& Penny: I kind of feel like eating alone tonight, so...
Sheldon: Are you sure? With your Italian pizza and my Chinese noodles, we could play Marco Polo. I mean, of course, a reenactment of a meal in the life of Marco Polo the Venetian explorer, not Marco Polo the terrifying water sport.
& Sheldon: I can take a look at it. I’m quite familiar with plumbing. Not to brag, but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in a toilet.
& Sheldon: That’s curious. If there’s no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table?
Penny: Oh. Well, you know, I-I’ve got two hands and a bit of a drinking problem.
& Bernadette: For the last time, you’re not fat.
Howard: Really? Tell that to the bathroom scale, ’cause one of you is lying.
& Bernadette: How was dinner at your mom’s?
Howard: Awful. I had to rub her ointment all over her again.
Bernadette: Why can’t she do it?
Howard: ’Cause we’ve got a deeply unhealthy relationship!
& Bernadette: Howie, the estrogen’s getting absorbed by your skin. That’s why you’ve been all bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass.
Howard: You’re full of estrogen and you don’t act like that.
Bernadette: That’s ’cause I’m a woman! I’ve had years of practice riding the dragon.
& Bernadette: It’s gonna take a few weeks for the hormones to leave your system.
Howard: I feel so stupid. And fat...
Bernadette: It’s okay. You still look great to me. In fact, why don’t we go in the bedroom and I’ll prove it to you?
Howard: Sex?! Really? I mean, that’s just your solution to everything!
& Amy: I don’t think Penny would cheat on Leonard.
Sheldon: Oh, really? Ha! She and I once had a staring contest. She clapped really loud and made me blink. It’s a small leap from there to sexual infidelity.
& Amy: Do you hear anything?
Sheldon: I hear a woman’s voice.
Amy: Is it Penny?
Sheldon: No, it’s you.
& Sheldon: I hear kissing.
Amy: Yeah, like you know what kissing sounds like.
Sheldon: There’s kissing in Star Trek, smarty-pants.
& Amy: Sounds like Leonard.
Sheldon: Please! Why would Leonard come home early and waste his time kissing Penny when he could be hanging out with his best buddy?
& Penny: Sheldon, you cannot just barge in here like that!
Sheldon: Right... Penny!.. Penny!.. Penny! ... Are you going to answer the door or should I open it and say “aha” again?
& Sheldon: Uh, I never realized to what extent our friendship was a burden to you.
Leonard: That is not fair. I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month.
Sheldon: Oh, no, no, let’s not sugarcoat this. You find me finicky, pedantic and annoying.
Penny: No, he doesn’t.
Leonard: I actually have used those exact words before. In that order.
& Penny: He’s still mad at Leonard, huh?
Amy: Well, he’s mad at you, too. He says you’re the succubus who led his friend astray.
Penny: I don’t know what “succubus” is, but... it has “suck” in it, so that can’t be good.
& Penny: Hey, Sheldon.
Sheldon: You don’t get a “hey.” You get a “hmm.”
& Sheldon: I let you buy feminine hygiene products with my supermarket club card. You have any idea the kind of coupons I’m going to get in the mail now?
& Amy: Sheldon, your fight’s with Leonard. Penny’s got nothing to do...
Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of my enemy’s girlfriend is my enemy.
& Sheldon: Howard, Raj. Judas.
& Leonard: You know what? You’re a crazy person.
Sheldon: A crazy person with a long memory, and if all goes according to plan, a robot army. Or a mutant army. It depends on how my Kickstarter goes.
& Howard: This man held my breast the other day, and I love him for it.
Raj: A little loud, dude.
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