Two and a Half Men 7×16
Charlie: No, drinking isn’t gonna solve anything.
Alan: What are you doing?
Charlie: Nothing.
Alan: Really? Doesn’t look like nothing. Where you going?
Charlie: Out for a swim.
Alan: You never go in the water.
Charlie: That’s because I’m not a good swimmer.
& Alan: Damn it, Charlie, get out of that water! We need to go after him.
Berta: Well, don’t look at me. I just ate, I gotta wait a half an hour.
& Charlie: If I can’t have Chelsea, I don’t wanna live.
Alan: Where you going?
Charlie: Strip club.
Alan: Ah, yes, death by lap dance.
& Charlie: Hey, Lord, it’s Charlie. I know it seems like I only call on you when my ass is on fire. But, well, let’s face it, that’s how you made me.
& Alan: Uh, Charlie, it’s me again. It has been three days. Please call and let us know you’re okay... I think we should call the police.
Berta: No, he’ll turn up. May be broke and riddled with gonorrhea... but he’ll find his way home.
& Betsy: All right, who’s who?
Charlie: Well, this is my brother Alan. Alan, Betsy.
Betsy: Hello, brother.
Alan: Call me Alan.
Betsy: Okay. He doesn’t look like such a mooch.
Charlie: Okay, well, this is my mom, Evelyn... and she doesn’t look like such an Antichrist.
Betsy: Hi, Mom.
Evelyn: Call me Mrs. Harper.
Charlie: This is my housekeeper, Berta.
Berta: Don’t call me at all.
Charlie: And lastly, this is Jake.
Betsy: Oh, are you my son?
Jake: I’ll be whatever you want me to be.
& Betsy: Charlie?
Charlie: In here, baby.
Betsy: Good news, bad news. I got my period.
Charlie: Oh, that’s okay. We can take a break.
Betsy: We don’t have to. There’s more than one way to skin a cat.
Charlie: Oh, you are so wonderful.
Jake: What are the other ways?
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