The Big Bang Theory 7×3
Leonard: We did them at Princeton, too.
Howard: Oh, that’s cute. Like it’s a real college.
Sheldon: That’s amusing— I was going to say that about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too.
& Leonard: What’s all this?
Sheldon: Oh, everything I could possibly need to win the scavenger hunt.
Leonard: You really think he’s gonna send us to a bowling alley?
Sheldon: Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are? They might as well stand on the corner and give away free rectal exams.
& Raj: Any questions?
Howard: Yes, to be fair... do people who went to Princeton get a head start?
Leonard: That’s not funny.
Sheldon: Oh, it actually is if you get the joke. It’s based on the premise that Princeton isn’t a very good school.
Leonard: Ha-ha.
Sheldon: Oh, see? Now he gets it.
& Should we just do couples?
Leonard: Couples sounds great. Or.. we could mix things up. Maybe pick names out of a hat.
Penny: Whoa, whoa... whoa. Why don’t you just admit you don’t want to be on a team with me.
Leonard: I just said, “Couples sound great.”
Penny:
& Penny: Would you stop pouting? So, you picked my name. Get over it.
Sheldon: Yes, and do you know what the odds are I’d pick your name?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: It’s not hard— one in five. Now you know why I’m pouting.
& Raj: Do you see what I did? The first puzzle is a puzzle! Oh, my God, how adorable is that? I wish I had a friend like me.
& Howard: Wow, you’re really good at puzzles.
Amy: I did them all the time as a kid. As my mom used to say, “When you’re doing a puzzle, it’s like having a thousand friends.” She was full of fun lies like that...
Howard: If it makes you feel any better, my mom’s just full of pound cake.
& Penny: Wait. D-Don’t you want to know how I figured it out?
Sheldon: No one likes a know-it-all, Penny.
& Leonard: Um, I’m okay with you driving my car. I’m not okay with you flying my car.
& Leonard: I’m telling her I’m quitting.
Bernadette: No! Quitting would be the worst thing for your relationship.
Leonard: Why?
Bernadette: Because it would make you seem like something she already thinks you are.
Leonard: What does she think I am?
Bernadette: How do I put this?.. She’s been known to call you a name that usually applies to a lady part.
Leonard: ....
Bernadette: Or a cat.
Leonard: ....
Bernadette: Or a willow.
& Bernadette: If you’re gonna cry about it there’s tissues in my purse. Unless you got some in yours. Big willow.
& Penny: What are you talking about?
Leonard: You know exactly what I’m talking about!
Bernadette: No, she doesn’t. I just made that up.
Leonard: Why would you do that?
Bernadette: Because you were about to quit like a big— Sheldon, cover your ears.
Sheldon: I’m not a child. I know the word “ninny.”
& Raj: See? Even I’m a winner!
Leonard: Are you kidding me?!
Penny: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Bernadette: You suck so hard.
& Raj: Come on, I didn’t want anyone to feel bad at the end of the game. And some of those puzzles were really hard and I didn’t know who was gonna get Penny.
Penny: Run.
Raj: Okay, okay, that-that came out wrong, but you have to admit, you all had a wonderful time.
Penny: Run to India.
& Raj: I just wanted to do something beautiful!
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